The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Or get  a bigger catflap 

   the badgers would be in the house then.  After they'd finished there'd be nothing left worth nicking by the burglars

[Barman]

Or get  a bigger catflap 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Can nock.      I have folded the washing, washed the dishes and little un has had a lesson in how to use a petrol lawnmower.   They have both been adopted by a tubby helpful 10 year old who is destined to be a foreman.   

[Nick]

A day of 80th birthday stuff in several locations with a lot of old ladies and some difficult family members 

[Miss Demeanour]

Working in chaos - yes the new restructured, non structured dept is in place   

[Steve]

Working in chaos - yes the new restructured, non structured dept is in place   

get BM to print you an Uzi on his 3D printer.  That would bring the room into your way of thinking

[Steve]

Chaos here too but no one to blame but ourselves

[Miss Demeanour]

I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ? 

[Steve]

I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ? 

A lot

The average person would need something like £1.5M to sensibly give up work. 

[Barman]

I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ? 

Fourteen million to one - you just have to buy fourteen million tickets! 

[Uncle Mort]

I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ? 

A lot

The average person would need something like £1.5M to sensibly give up work.

I managed on about £335k, but then I've taken a fixed rate, impaired health annuity with no spouse provision.

[Nick]

Full of cake, wine and birthday buffet. Feel sick 

Going out for an Indian this evening apparently 

[Nick]

Oh, and the real ginger wing of the family were out in force today 

[Miss Demeanour]

I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ? 

Fourteen million to one - you just have to buy fourteen million tickets! 

Sounds very logical 

[Barman]

I find myself considering how likely a lottery win would be and how much would it take ? 

Fourteen million to one - you just have to buy fourteen million tickets! 

Sounds very logical 

Especially if you get all six plus the bonus ball on a mega bonus Eurobillions week... or something...