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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55695 on: October 19, 2018, 09:32:24 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55696 on: October 19, 2018, 10:22:37 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55697 on: October 19, 2018, 11:01:56 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55698 on: October 19, 2018, 11:11:55 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55699 on: October 19, 2018, 11:15:12 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
Amazfit Stratos be warned, you too will be discarded in a year or two (if that)


Have to say it does look smart but a tad big.  My 15 year old Seiko looks girly by modern standards
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55700 on: October 19, 2018, 11:18:35 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
Amazfit Stratos be warned, you too will be discarded in a year or two (if that)


Have to say it does look smart but a tad big.  My 15 year old Seiko looks girly by modern standards
Is the "Battery" dial a percentage, or number of seconds remaining?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55701 on: October 19, 2018, 11:19:43 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
Amazfit Stratos be warned, you too will be discarded in a year or two (if that)


Have to say it does look smart but a tad big.  My 15 year old Seiko looks girly by modern standards
Is the "Battery" dial a percentage, or number of seconds remaining?

 lol: lol: lol:

Battery life is actually up to five days...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55702 on: October 19, 2018, 11:29:54 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




I don't think that quite what LL had in mind when she said you need to be watched to make sure you stay out of trouble...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55703 on: October 19, 2018, 11:30:27 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
Amazfit Stratos be warned, you too will be discarded in a year or two (if that)


Have to say it does look smart but a tad big.  My 15 year old Seiko looks girly by modern standards
Is the "Battery" dial a percentage, or number of seconds remaining?

 lol: lol: lol:

Battery life is actually up to five days...  whistle:
Ah the old 'up to' dodge

Amazing how many people forget that 'up to' clearly includes the number zero
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55704 on: October 19, 2018, 11:31:41 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
Amazfit Stratos be warned, you too will be discarded in a year or two (if that)


Have to say it does look smart but a tad big.  My 15 year old Seiko looks girly by modern standards
Is the "Battery" dial a percentage, or number of seconds remaining?

 lol: lol: lol:

Battery life is actually up to five days...  whistle:
Ah the old 'up to' dodge

Amazing how many people forget that 'up to' clearly includes the number zero

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55705 on: October 19, 2018, 11:39:13 AM »
Going to drop off the broken tellybox at the insurance company and then collect my new toy...  cloud9:
Is the new toy the new Tele (2nd edition) or something we've not been told about?  If so Popcorn:

Amazfit Stratos...  cloud9:




And in the back of a cupboard, BM's previous smart watch silently weeps and contemplates bluetoothing a warning to Amazfit Stratos

It will have a job, I chucked it away!  lol:
Amazfit Stratos be warned, you too will be discarded in a year or two (if that)


Have to say it does look smart but a tad big.  My 15 year old Seiko looks girly by modern standards
Is the "Battery" dial a percentage, or number of seconds remaining?

 lol: lol: lol:

Battery life is actually up to five days...  whistle:
Ah the old 'up to' dodge

Amazing how many people forget that 'up to' clearly includes the number zero

::)
Well lets see how many hours you actually get it to go between recharges
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55706 on: October 19, 2018, 02:20:48 PM »
Boiler man "delayed on another job". Can we say Monday morning?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55707 on: October 19, 2018, 02:56:30 PM »
Boiler man "delayed on another job". Can we say Monday morning?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55708 on: October 19, 2018, 03:04:45 PM »
Boiler man "delayed on another job". Can we say Monday morning?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55709 on: October 19, 2018, 03:06:38 PM »
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