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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55771 on: October 22, 2018, 10:52:02 PM »
I shall drive down to the arse end of England and personally cuff you, you dolt  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I'm sorry to say that your many years are catching up with you if you think I still live in Sussex....  rubschin:
Oi!   cussing:

I was on about the geographic postion Steve  angel1
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Sussex is a brilliant county, moved here 40 years ago and never regretted it

I like Sussex and really enjoyed living in Ipswich (God do I miss the Sussex Food Hall, company directors had every management meeting there  Drool: ), the joke would have worked better if Nick had said heel instead as Cornwall has oft been described as the toe...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55773 on: October 23, 2018, 06:11:52 AM »
Miss I has requested an emergency shipment of "proper chocolate". Off to get a nice selection and post it  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55774 on: October 23, 2018, 06:32:23 AM »
Miss I has requested an emergency shipment of "proper chocolate". Off to get a nice selection and post it  angel1

Euphemism #3659...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55775 on: October 23, 2018, 06:33:00 AM »
Taking LL to the horsepickle...  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55776 on: October 23, 2018, 06:42:32 AM »
Psychiatrist?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55777 on: October 23, 2018, 06:45:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55778 on: October 23, 2018, 08:16:28 AM »
Miss I has requested an emergency shipment of "proper chocolate". Off to get a nice selection and post it  angel1

Euphemism #3659...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55779 on: October 23, 2018, 08:56:10 AM »
Miss I has requested an emergency shipment of "proper chocolate". Off to get a nice selection and post it  angel1
Go to a White Stuff shop

Gin and Tonic Choc bars are back in stock (and other flavours)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55780 on: October 23, 2018, 09:25:24 AM »
At the horsepickle... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55781 on: October 23, 2018, 10:09:48 AM »
Chore Central  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55782 on: October 23, 2018, 12:39:38 PM »
Miss I has requested an emergency shipment of "proper chocolate". Off to get a nice selection and post it  angel1
Go to a White Stuff shop

Gin and Tonic Choc bars are back in stock (and other flavours)



Nah, she sent me a list  noooo:  Maltesers , Cadbury stuff, Milky Ways, etc. All safely in a box and posted   ::)::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55783 on: October 23, 2018, 12:43:54 PM »
Miss I has requested an emergency shipment of "proper chocolate". Off to get a nice selection and post it  angel1
Go to a White Stuff shop

Gin and Tonic Choc bars are back in stock (and other flavours)



Nah, she sent me a list  noooo:  Maltesers , Cadbury stuff, Milky Ways, etc. All safely in a box and posted   ::)::)

Cravings eh...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55784 on: October 23, 2018, 12:52:42 PM »
 ::)  No, American choc is disgusterous
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