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[Barman]

Well that was terrible! 

[Nick]

For who? Is she OK?

[Barman]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

[Nick]

Is she still in hospital?

[Barman]

Is she still in hospital?

Yes, having a CT scan at 5...

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Had to nip out to the supermarket to get essential supplies (dog food, fags and half-a-chicken).

In a rush I forgot my 'bag for feckin life' in the boot of the car. 

Got to the till and the till girl asks if I want a bag? No, I reply, I'm not buying a bleddy bag for €0.06! 

The (now redundant) bag packer asks if I want a trolley instead? I decline as for quickness I've parked on the rough ground next to the supermarket and not in their multi-story.

So doing some bizarre balancing act with all the shopping I drop a €0.79 pack of dog food which splattered all over the floor! 

And I had to buy a €0.06 bag to get the rest safely to the car! 

[Steve]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

[Barman]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

Yes! 

[Steve]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

Yes! 

[Grumpmeister]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

Yes! 

 

[Steve]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

Yes! 

 

That was a  from BM indicating the result wasn't it?

[Barman]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

Yes! 

 

That was a  from BM indicating the result wasn't it?

Um not exactly...

No full results but briefly saw the CT radiologist who said he could see no tumours or similar but my large colon is extra large and a bit twisted, which is why the scope couldn't be fully done and was so painful for me. Have asked for something to eat but have to wait for Dr Savvas. Still passing yellow liquid.

 

[Steve]

For who? Is she OK?

Both! She was screaming in pain and nuffink I could do about it! 

Oh 

Hope that scan goes OK, especially the result

Yes! 

 

That was a  from BM indicating the result wasn't it?

Um not exactly...

No full results but briefly saw the CT radiologist who said he could see no tumours or similar but my large colon is extra large and a bit twisted, which is why the scope couldn't be fully done and was so painful for me. Have asked for something to eat but have to wait for Dr Savvas. Still passing yellow liquid.

 

Ah

[Nick]

I can think of nothing but LL's poorly arse 

I am sure BM will kiss it better