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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56010 on: November 12, 2018, 02:26:03 PM »
Should we all huddle together and fluff our feathers up ?
Nick has just blown a fuse reading that

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A seal?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56011 on: November 12, 2018, 03:21:56 PM »
The housewerk plan did not go well  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56012 on: November 12, 2018, 03:38:16 PM »
Should we all huddle together and fluff our feathers up ?
Nick has just blown a fuse reading that

Not a fuse...  noooo:

A seal?

No, he's just eaten an ice cream!  drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56014 on: November 12, 2018, 04:41:49 PM »
Skype with Miss I  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:










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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56015 on: November 12, 2018, 07:56:45 PM »
Spilled a glass of collapso into my laptop...  Banghead

FUBAR!  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56016 on: November 12, 2018, 08:31:40 PM »
Spilled a glass of collapso into my laptop...  Banghead

FUBAR!  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56017 on: November 12, 2018, 08:56:11 PM »
Oh noes

Better send Santa a letter  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56018 on: November 12, 2018, 09:25:58 PM »
Oh noes

Better send Santa a letter  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56019 on: November 12, 2018, 10:42:21 PM »
You can use my templated complaint letters  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56020 on: November 13, 2018, 12:58:11 AM »
Oh noes

Better send Santa a letter  noooo:

Unfortunately when it comes to a replacement laptop BaldyMort proof does not come cheap...  noooo:

https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Latitude-Extreme-Touchscreen-Notebook/dp/B00LV9330S/?tag=reactual-20
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56021 on: November 13, 2018, 04:45:47 AM »
You can use my templated complaint letters  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56022 on: November 13, 2018, 04:46:41 AM »
Oh noes

Better send Santa a letter  noooo:

Unfortunately when it comes to a replacement laptop BaldyMort proof does not come cheap...  noooo:

https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Latitude-Extreme-Touchscreen-Notebook/dp/B00LV9330S/?tag=reactual-20

I used to sell rugged laptops...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56023 on: November 13, 2018, 04:47:41 AM »
You can use my templated complaint letters  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:

Just remember, you need to replace the parts describing the initial problems with Miss D's laptop with "I was a cack handed buffoon and spilt a glass of wine over the laptop"  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56024 on: November 13, 2018, 04:48:17 AM »
Oh noes

Better send Santa a letter  noooo:

Unfortunately when it comes to a replacement laptop BaldyMort proof does not come cheap...  noooo:

https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Latitude-Extreme-Touchscreen-Notebook/dp/B00LV9330S/?tag=reactual-20

I used to sell rugged laptops...  rubschin:

The only ones that could survive you giving a demo?  rubschin:
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