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[Nick]

Long call from Miss I this morning about some trouble she is having with a new poem. She said she hadn't called me about it sooner as she didn't want "to stress me out" about it while I has still having hospital treatment   

[Miss Demeanour]

There  once was a big oaf called Nick,
Who was having some troubles with his dick,
He swallowed pills that were blue
To make all his dreams come true
But sadly there was no effect on his wick

[Barman]

There  once was a big oaf called Nick,
Who was having some troubles with his dick,
He swallowed pills that were blue
To make all his dreams come true
But sadly there was no effect on his wick

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

There  once was a big oaf called Nick,
Who was having some troubles with his dick,
He swallowed pills that were blue
To make all his dreams come true
But sadly there was no effect on his wick

 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

There  once was a big oaf called Nick,
Who was having some troubles with his dick,
He swallowed pills that were blue
To make all his dreams come true
But sadly there was no effect on his wick

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

There  once was a big oaf called Nick,
Who was having some troubles with his dick,
He swallowed pills that were blue
To make all his dreams come true
But sadly there was no effect on his wick

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

So this poem crisis that Miss I is having.  I'm sure the vast combined knowledge of the VP can solve it

What word is she having trouble rhyming with?

[Nick]

It was about semi colons. Perhaps LL is best equipped to advise 

[Steve]

It was about semi colons. Perhaps LL is best equipped to advise 

Not an ode to an apostrophe then

[Barman]

It was about semi colons. Perhaps LL is best equipped to advise 

 

[Nick]

Boat trip on the Trent with free lunch