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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56385 on: December 19, 2018, 11:19:51 AM »
Was it a public parking space or was it marked with something like "Deputy Mayor" or something along those lines? There is at least one public car park down here that has spaces marked and reserved for certain people?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56386 on: December 19, 2018, 11:21:13 AM »
 A PUBLIC PARKING SPACE AT 8 AT NIGHT  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56387 on: December 19, 2018, 11:22:58 AM »
So what did you do to be given the parking ticket?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56388 on: December 19, 2018, 11:26:15 AM »
Parked  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56389 on: December 19, 2018, 12:03:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 19, 2018, 11:26:15 AM
Parked  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

I sympathise actually...

The fuckers on Maidenhead council reduced the parking to free (or 10p or summat) after 6pm. It did wonders for congestion in the town in the evening but of course reduced the opportunities to stick a £50 ticket on somebody that had popped into town for a kebab or a pint... ::)

So of course they put the charges in the car parks back up to daytime rates, the car parks were empty and the town was full of dumped cars in the evening...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56390 on: December 19, 2018, 06:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 18, 2018, 02:46:47 PM
The fan on my gas fire packed up on Sunday, so I called in a repair man. He arrived just now, turned on the fire and it worked perfectly  Banghead

Today the boiler is gubbed.  surrender:

It's a conspiracy i tell ya  censored: cussing: Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56391 on: December 19, 2018, 06:52:08 PM »
£100 ph or part thereof?  Oh, and it will need a part, which he will have to go and collect. Plus VAT  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56392 on: December 19, 2018, 07:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2018, 06:45:26 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 18, 2018, 02:46:47 PM
The fan on my gas fire packed up on Sunday, so I called in a repair man. He arrived just now, turned on the fire and it worked perfectly  Banghead

Today the boiler is gubbed.  surrender:

It's a conspiracy i tell ya  censored: cussing: Banghead

It's Nick's fault. He's been saying about you being cousins, that would have been enough...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56393 on: December 19, 2018, 07:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 19, 2018, 06:52:08 PM
£100 ph or part thereof?  Oh, and it will need a part, which he will have to go and collect. Plus VAT  whistle:

That is about right plus add a little more on for London weighting  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56394 on: December 19, 2018, 07:46:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2018, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 19, 2018, 06:52:08 PM
£100 ph or part thereof?  Oh, and it will need a part, which he will have to go and collect. Plus VAT  whistle:

That is about right plus add a little more on for London weighting  noooo:

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Waiting...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56395 on: December 19, 2018, 08:34:30 PM »
A cold bath will do her no harm. Oh, it's late. His rates will soon double  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56396 on: December 19, 2018, 09:46:34 PM »
Friday morning ...cutting it fine  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56397 on: December 20, 2018, 07:56:31 AM »
It's Nod's birthday. We all know what that means  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56398 on: December 20, 2018, 08:11:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2018, 07:56:31 AM
It's Nod's birthday. We all know what that means  NickSick

Cake! Drool:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56399 on: December 20, 2018, 09:27:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2018, 07:56:31 AM
It's Nod's birthday. We all know what that means  NickSick
Does it involve 4 horsemen?
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