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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56550 on: January 02, 2019, 07:19:55 PM »
I blamr the holidays and stuff. The Sorting Office must be shut  rubschin:

That must be it...  Thumbs:

They do work a LIFO system here, I'm sure of it... It always goes tits after the hols and all the post Xmas stuff will be dumped on top of my pressies and cleared first...

Still, unless any of it is edible I'm sure it will be worth waiting for...  cloud9:

Didn't Nick say something about sending you some of Mr Stew....  scared2:

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Perhaps you could pour it into the crack and stop the island from falling apart...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56551 on: January 02, 2019, 07:20:58 PM »
sad24:

Anyhoo. Car overheating.

I split pipe. Might be simple  rubschin:
Pump needs a new belt. Cost of belt c. 50p? Cost of fitting said belt  scared2:
Leaky thermostat. Me: Hang on, you fitted a new thermostat at the last service....
We shall see how that pans out.

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LL's best fren' had a busted boiler today, facetimed with the boiler repair man who said it was FUBAR...

I popped round and fixed the stuck pump in five minutes for nuffink...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56552 on: January 02, 2019, 07:21:24 PM »
I blamr the holidays and stuff. The Sorting Office must be shut  rubschin:

That must be it...  Thumbs:

They do work a LIFO system here, I'm sure of it... It always goes tits after the hols and all the post Xmas stuff will be dumped on top of my pressies and cleared first...

Still, unless any of it is edible I'm sure it will be worth waiting for...  cloud9:

Didn't Nick say something about sending you some of Mr Stew....  scared2:

 eeek:

Perhaps you could pour it into the crack and stop the island from falling apart...  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56553 on: January 02, 2019, 07:22:58 PM »
sad24:

Anyhoo. Car overheating.

I split pipe. Might be simple  rubschin:
Pump needs a new belt. Cost of belt c. 50p? Cost of fitting said belt  scared2:
Leaky thermostat. Me: Hang on, you fitted a new thermostat at the last service....
We shall see how that pans out.

£1100  Shocked:

 point: point: point: point:

LL's best fren' had a busted boiler today, facetimed with the boiler repair man who said it was FUBAR...

I popped round and fixed the stuck pump in five minutes for nuffink...  whistle:

You just belted it with a hammer didn’t you?  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56554 on: January 02, 2019, 07:23:46 PM »
I blamr the holidays and stuff. The Sorting Office must be shut  rubschin:

That must be it...  Thumbs:

They do work a LIFO system here, I'm sure of it... It always goes tits after the hols and all the post Xmas stuff will be dumped on top of my pressies and cleared first...

Still, unless any of it is edible I'm sure it will be worth waiting for...  cloud9:

Didn't Nick say something about sending you some of Mr Stew....  scared2:

 eeek:

Perhaps you could pour it into the crack and stop the island from falling apart...  rubschin:

 rubschin:

Then again, made by Nick.........poured by Baldymort.....there is no telling what could happen.....  scared:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56555 on: January 02, 2019, 07:28:17 PM »
sad24:

Anyhoo. Car overheating.

I split pipe. Might be simple  rubschin:
Pump needs a new belt. Cost of belt c. 50p? Cost of fitting said belt  scared2:
Leaky thermostat. Me: Hang on, you fitted a new thermostat at the last service....
We shall see how that pans out.

£1100  Shocked:

 point: point: point: point:

LL's best fren' had a busted boiler today, facetimed with the boiler repair man who said it was FUBAR...

I popped round and fixed the stuck pump in five minutes for nuffink...  whistle:

You just belted it with a hammer didn’t you?  Thumbs:

Of course not!  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56556 on: January 03, 2019, 09:29:09 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56557 on: January 03, 2019, 10:09:54 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




Neat graphic  :thumbsup:

 but looks like LL can now track your every movement and set no go areas
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56558 on: January 03, 2019, 10:36:57 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




"Quick"?
1hr 9mins for 6.16km. Was that on a Zimmer frame?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56559 on: January 03, 2019, 10:47:17 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




Neat graphic  :thumbsup:

 but looks like LL can now track your every movement and set no go areas

 scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56560 on: January 03, 2019, 10:48:39 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




"Quick"?
1hr 9mins for 6.16km. Was that on a Zimmer frame?  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I had to stop at the house and let the cat out then clean out her litter tray ( sick2:) then stopped at the post office to collect the mail (Xmas cards ::))...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56561 on: January 03, 2019, 10:52:38 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




Neat graphic  :thumbsup:

 but looks like LL can now track your every movement and set no go areas

 scared2:
Look what she can get just bought online
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rechargeable-LCD-Electric-Shock-E-Collar-Remote-Control-Dog-Training-Anti-Bark-/261840081711
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56562 on: January 03, 2019, 11:19:57 AM »
Just been for a quick walk to work off my hangover.... long afternoon with The Russians yesterday...  noooo:




Neat graphic  :thumbsup:

 but looks like LL can now track your every movement and set no go areas

 scared2:
Look what she can get just bought online
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rechargeable-LCD-Electric-Shock-E-Collar-Remote-Control-Dog-Training-Anti-Bark-/261840081711

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56563 on: January 03, 2019, 11:23:56 AM »
Would (3) be that dodgy wall?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56564 on: January 03, 2019, 12:05:19 PM »
Would (3) be that dodgy wall?

Nah, that is 3Km...

Dodgy wall is arrowed below...



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