Cee'd. £245 a month 
How much would it be for someone who isn't a recognised disaster magnet? 
The Ceed used to be the reasonably priced car a celebrity would struggle with on Top Gear. Now they've updated it looks like it'll be the reasonably priced car a Ginger will struggle with on the M1. Kia will be mortified
[Jeremy Clarkson]Some say that he can destroy a car seat with a lawnmower in a split second and that when he pokes them, badgers explode....
All we know is he is called..................the Shambles...[/Jeremy Clarkson]
