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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56610 on: January 05, 2019, 03:08:27 PM »
 :thumbsup:  Apple shares fall another notch
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56611 on: January 05, 2019, 03:08:51 PM »
I am having a day of sorting out  bills, contracts and utilities.

I may need the patience of all the Saints ( whoever they are )  evil:
Man off watching v Reading?

I shall be watching v Reading on the box then another session of putting Christmas decorations away

Indeed he is  :thumbsup:

I am hence enjoying my freedom of sorting, sitting and throwing crap away unchallenged  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56612 on: January 05, 2019, 03:10:11 PM »
I am having a day of sorting out  bills, contracts and utilities.

I may need the patience of all the Saints ( whoever they are )  evil:
Man off watching v Reading?

I shall be watching v Reading on the box then another session of putting Christmas decorations away

Indeed he is  :thumbsup:

I am hence enjoying my freedom of sorting, sitting and throwing crap away unchallenged  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56613 on: January 05, 2019, 03:10:19 PM »
oyph  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56614 on: January 05, 2019, 06:53:04 PM »
Nod has cancelled "lunch" as he is making some sort of bold legal move against his mother!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Claiming for birth defects?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56615 on: January 05, 2019, 06:57:14 PM »
I will find out tomorrow.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56616 on: January 05, 2019, 07:23:50 PM »
Nod has cancelled "lunch" as he is making some sort of bold legal move against his mother!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Claiming for birth defects?
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Introducing him to Nick?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56617 on: January 05, 2019, 08:50:06 PM »
:thumbsup:  Apple shares fall another notch

I wonder if Apple's sharp downturn is because word got out that Nick bought one rather than customers finally waking up to their 'interesting' business practices.....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56618 on: January 05, 2019, 09:05:35 PM »
:thumbsup:  Apple shares fall another notch

I wonder if Apple's sharp downturn is because word got out that Nick bought one rather than customers finally waking up to their 'interesting' business practices.....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56619 on: January 06, 2019, 03:04:10 PM »
"Lunch" with Nod  NickSick

Predictably, his mum, who is bonkers, has gone berserk. This will not go well  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56620 on: January 06, 2019, 03:29:35 PM »
"Lunch" with Nod  NickSick

Predictably, his mum, who is bonkers, has gone berserk. This will not go well  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56621 on: January 06, 2019, 03:35:44 PM »
Some while back Nod persuaded his bonkers mother that agreeing to grant lasting Power of Attorney to him would be a good idea, if the need arose.

He has decided that she is now so bonkers that he has activated it.

Given that he has done this on the grounds that she is bonkers she has, naturally, gone bonkers........... angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56622 on: January 06, 2019, 03:59:47 PM »
Some while back Nod persuaded his bonkers mother that agreeing to grant lasting Power of Attorney to him would be a good idea, if the need arose.

He has decided that she is now so bonkers that he has activated it.

Given that he has done this on the grounds that she is bonkers she has, naturally, gone bonkers........... angry041:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56623 on: January 06, 2019, 04:02:56 PM »
She is getting the locks changed on her house tomorrow  facepalm:

Meantime, Nod is going to her bank to seize control of all her assets. Can there be a good outcome?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #56624 on: January 06, 2019, 04:18:07 PM »
Advise Nod to keep an eye on the local news. If she realises that she hasn't got the resources for a solicitor then she may decide that is the way to go and 'ungrateful son steals from mother' is the sort of story that local media tends to salivate over. I've seen a few of them down here where the truth was pretty much exactly the same as Nod's position.
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