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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57315 on: March 29, 2019, 08:50:50 AM »
I could hear the "kerching" from here  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57316 on: March 29, 2019, 08:54:58 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2019, 08:59:40 PM
It’s turned into a carousel and is going up and down!   eeek:



It's a kind of thermometer showing the average IQ in Sheffield.

100 is somewhere off the top of the screen.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57317 on: March 29, 2019, 09:05:54 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2019, 08:50:50 AM
I could hear the "kerching" from here  lol:

>€2,000!  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57318 on: March 29, 2019, 09:08:32 AM »
 Shocked:

Buy an anteater instead  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57319 on: March 29, 2019, 09:09:01 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57320 on: March 29, 2019, 09:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2019, 08:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2019, 08:59:40 PM
It’s turned into a carousel and is going up and down!   eeek:



It's a kind of thermometer showing the average IQ in Sheffield.

100 is somewhere off the top of the screen.
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57321 on: March 29, 2019, 09:52:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2019, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2019, 08:50:50 AM
I could hear the "kerching" from here  lol:

>€2,000!  Shocked:

think of it as less than 1c per termite
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57322 on: March 29, 2019, 09:59:19 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 29, 2019, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2019, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2019, 08:50:50 AM
I could hear the "kerching" from here  lol:

>€2,000!  Shocked:

think of it as less than 1c per termite

A good point well made!  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57323 on: March 29, 2019, 10:48:17 AM »
So is this the place you rent or own or are you back there again?

ie surely there must be a way to blame someone else and send them the bill
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57324 on: March 29, 2019, 10:50:47 AM »
Taking my solicitor and her brand new baby out for lunch

What could postibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57325 on: March 29, 2019, 11:00:11 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 29, 2019, 10:48:17 AM
So is this the place you rent or own or are you back there again?

ie surely there must be a way to blame someone else and send them the bill

The place I own...  evil:

Renter is in the UK at the moment so am trying to co-ordinate termite death with his availability... ::)

Solution is to drill 1m deep (10mm) holes all over the house and squirt stuff down them...  eeek:

The Pest Man says that the termites thrive in areas that used to grow Carob Trees... I guess we are lucky that the house has survived since 2004...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57326 on: March 29, 2019, 11:13:29 AM »
It's just a huge problem in any warm country.  Oz has big issues with them.  Doesn't help that many countries use their plentiful wood as the main structures of houses.  Termites just love that as preservatives only protect for so long

Buy Termite futures?


They are going to outlast us humans

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57327 on: March 29, 2019, 04:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 29, 2019, 10:50:47 AM
Taking my solicitor and her brand new baby out for lunch

What could postibly go wrong?
eeek:   the little baby was most perfectly behaved. 


Sadly so were the rest of us

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57328 on: March 30, 2019, 03:46:50 PM »
So today we have been shouting at our MP, rescuing injured birds, doing the Tesco run and now my neighbour wants us to rescue a fish from his pond

I need a break
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57329 on: March 30, 2019, 04:38:07 PM »
SUrely the best way to rescue a fish is to leave it in the pond, not take it out  confused:
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