Cape Town...

Well that will do nicely 
I'm not sure I want to come home... 
I love it!
Too many darkies........ 
Yer but, when you drive into the car park one of them finds you a place, sees you in and then carries your shopping back to the car, then sees you out again for €0.50...
And I went to the bog in the mall and the bloke cleaning the floor was the happiest person I've ever seen in my life, I've been smiling ever since I met him...
Everybody seems happy here TBH, it is quite strange... compared to the level of 'service' you get in Cyprus it is a complete revelation...
So far ('tis only my first day), if I'd come here first I wouldn't be living in Cyprus...

Cheap too... lunch was only pizza (

) and salad but a great bottle of red, five beers, €35