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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57570 on: April 14, 2019, 05:31:14 AM »
Enjoying the daily updates of your tour Mr Barman sir  :thumbsup:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57571 on: April 14, 2019, 06:02:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57572 on: April 14, 2019, 06:05:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57573 on: April 14, 2019, 07:54:50 AM »
Oddly, got back to Nottingham and some cvnt drove into the back of my new car cussing: cussing:

We stopped and he suggested moving to a quieter place to exchange details (it was a busy junction).

I agreed.

He then drove off Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I have his reg number. I have informed the police. They say this is an offence. My insurers say his car is insured and they know who he is. The plod are on his tail

They ask if I have any injuries that require compensation  angel1 rubschin:

Whiplash! They can't prove it and you'll get ££££££££s  :thumbsup:

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I don't approve TBH but my niece has had a few accidents and got ££££££££££££s... You're paying that through your insurance so why not get some back...?  :thumbsup:


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Anyway, you'll be plagued by by various 'insurance' companies trying to get you to claim. I was after my accident last year. I let them go on with their spiel for a while then say "You want me lie?" That normally shut them up.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57574 on: April 14, 2019, 09:37:01 AM »
Oddly, got back to Nottingham and some cvnt drove into the back of my new car cussing: cussing:

We stopped and he suggested moving to a quieter place to exchange details (it was a busy junction).

I agreed.

He then drove off Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I have his reg number. I have informed the police. They say this is an offence. My insurers say his car is insured and they know who he is. The plod are on his tail

They ask if I have any injuries that require compensation  angel1 rubschin:

Whiplash! They can't prove it and you'll get ££££££££s  :thumbsup:

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

I don't approve TBH but my niece has had a few accidents and got ££££££££££££s... You're paying that through your insurance so why not get some back...?  :thumbsup:


 noooo: noooo:


Anyway, you'll be plagued by by various 'insurance' companies trying to get you to claim. I was after my accident last year. I let them go on with their spiel for a while then say "You want me lie?" That normally shut them up.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57575 on: April 14, 2019, 10:30:01 AM »
Have you got any other witnesses to the event .

What happens when he says he was no where near the scene of the accident and has family members or friends that can back him up?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57576 on: April 14, 2019, 03:37:15 PM »
Have you got any other witnesses to the event .

What happens when he says he was no where near the scene of the accident and has family members or friends that can back him up?

Bits of his car are embedded in mine  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57577 on: April 14, 2019, 03:44:34 PM »
Anyway, bloody freezing down at me lock today and only 4 intrepid boaters, so practically eating my feet with boredom  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57578 on: April 14, 2019, 04:58:47 PM »
Anyway, bloody freezing down at me lock today and only 4 intrepid boaters, so practically eating my feet with boredom  evil:
Well I guess you had to be there but they must be complete bonkers
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57579 on: April 14, 2019, 05:07:24 PM »
Cape Town Day 7

Dull weather again but it broke in the afternoon and forecast for the rest of the week is sunshine…

6Km walk along the beach in the rain and then off to Franschhoek  for lunch with friends at Le Lude Winery followed by a look around the town, a quick beer and home.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57580 on: April 14, 2019, 05:18:27 PM »
Cape Town Day 7

Dull weather again but it broke in the afternoon and forecast for the rest of the week is sunshine…

6Km walk along the beach in the rain and then off to Franschhoek  for lunch with friends at Le Lude Winery followed by a look around the town, a quick beer and home.


Day Seven
Another brilliant set to let us experience Cape Town vicariously :thumbsup:   It seems far more modern and fun like than I imagined it'd be

What's the story with Robot written on the road?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57581 on: April 14, 2019, 08:14:54 PM »
Cape Town Day 7

Dull weather again but it broke in the afternoon and forecast for the rest of the week is sunshine…

6Km walk along the beach in the rain and then off to Franschhoek  for lunch with friends at Le Lude Winery followed by a look around the town, a quick beer and home.


Day Seven
Another brilliant set to let us experience Cape Town vicariously :thumbsup:   It seems far more modern and fun like than I imagined it'd be

What's the story with Robot written on the road?

They call traffic lights "robots" in S.A... god knows why  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57582 on: April 14, 2019, 09:37:00 PM »
Cape Town Day 7

Dull weather again but it broke in the afternoon and forecast for the rest of the week is sunshine…

6Km walk along the beach in the rain and then off to Franschhoek  for lunch with friends at Le Lude Winery followed by a look around the town, a quick beer and home.


Day Seven
Another brilliant set to let us experience Cape Town vicariously :thumbsup:   It seems far more modern and fun like than I imagined it'd be

What's the story with Robot written on the road?

They call traffic lights "robots" in S.A... god knows why  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57583 on: April 15, 2019, 05:47:46 AM »
Cape Town Day 7

Dull weather again but it broke in the afternoon and forecast for the rest of the week is sunshine…

6Km walk along the beach in the rain and then off to Franschhoek  for lunch with friends at Le Lude Winery followed by a look around the town, a quick beer and home.


Day Seven
Another brilliant set to let us experience Cape Town vicariously :thumbsup:   It seems far more modern and fun like than I imagined it'd be

What's the story with Robot written on the road?

They call traffic lights "robots" in S.A... god knows why  ;)

Jom nails it!  :thumbsup:

It is the only one I've seen with 'Robot', some have it in Afrikaans but most just have loads of pictures of traffic lights on the approach...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #57584 on: April 15, 2019, 09:35:38 AM »
Cape Town Day 7

Dull weather again but it broke in the afternoon and forecast for the rest of the week is sunshine…

6Km walk along the beach in the rain and then off to Franschhoek  for lunch with friends at Le Lude Winery followed by a look around the town, a quick beer and home.


Day Seven
Another brilliant set to let us experience Cape Town vicariously :thumbsup:   It seems far more modern and fun like than I imagined it'd be

What's the story with Robot written on the road?

They call traffic lights "robots" in S.A... god knows why  ;)

Jom nails it!  :thumbsup:

It is the only one I've seen with 'Robot', some have it in Afrikaans but most just have loads of pictures of traffic lights on the approach...
Google says it's a contraction of 'Robot Policeman'

sort of makes sense
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