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Taking the dog to the hairdressers, then shopping at Lidl, breakfast at McDonalds, collect dog and home...
Off to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above .........
At the car wash...
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:50:53 AMAt the car wash... No beer.......
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 11:58:06 AMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:50:53 AMAt the car wash... No beer....... Might have a beer next...
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 12:14:04 PMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 11:58:06 AMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:50:53 AMAt the car wash... No beer....... Might have a beer next... MOVE ON PEOPLE...........normal service has resumed ............Nothing to see here ..........
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 12:14:04 PMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 11:58:06 AMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:50:53 AMAt the car wash... No beer....... Might have a beer next... MOVE ON PEOPLE...........normal service (or as normal as it gets for an elderly oddball with a bucket wearing fetish) has resumed ............Nothing to see here ..........
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above .........
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:02:00 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above ......... Well for us it was OK.... BUT speaking to the hotel staff ........upon arrival 1st day the groom (to be)...was so drunk he passed out in a corridor and then pissed himself......when security came to pick him up ...he shat himself!!!!!!!Tonight the bride told us proudly.........from the plane (3 bottles bubbly ) to now .."I have been pissed" ....... No disclaimer here .....if one of those northern monkees can read ....I'll give them their money back.......
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:26:43 PMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:02:00 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above ......... Well for us it was OK.... BUT speaking to the hotel staff ........upon arrival 1st day the groom (to be)...was so drunk he passed out in a corridor and then pissed himself......when security came to pick him up ...he shat himself!!!!!!!Tonight the bride told us proudly.........from the plane (3 bottles bubbly ) to now .."I have been pissed" ....... No disclaimer here .....if one of those northern monkees can read ....I'll give them their money back....... I bet there are fingers following the words while trying to pronounce them right now!
