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Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2019, 04:40:31 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:26:43 PMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:02:00 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above ......... Well for us it was OK.... BUT speaking to the hotel staff ........upon arrival 1st day the groom (to be)...was so drunk he passed out in a corridor and then pissed himself......when security came to pick him up ...he shat himself!!!!!!!Tonight the bride told us proudly.........from the plane (3 bottles bubbly ) to now .."I have been pissed" ....... No disclaimer here .....if one of those northern monkees can read ....I'll give them their money back....... I bet there are fingers following the words while trying to pronounce them right now! But depressingly you just know they are going to have so many offspring
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:26:43 PMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:02:00 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above ......... Well for us it was OK.... BUT speaking to the hotel staff ........upon arrival 1st day the groom (to be)...was so drunk he passed out in a corridor and then pissed himself......when security came to pick him up ...he shat himself!!!!!!!Tonight the bride told us proudly.........from the plane (3 bottles bubbly ) to now .."I have been pissed" ....... No disclaimer here .....if one of those northern monkees can read ....I'll give them their money back....... I bet there are fingers following the words while trying to pronounce them right now!
Quote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:02:00 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above ......... Well for us it was OK.... BUT speaking to the hotel staff ........upon arrival 1st day the groom (to be)...was so drunk he passed out in a corridor and then pissed himself......when security came to pick him up ...he shat himself!!!!!!!Tonight the bride told us proudly.........from the plane (3 bottles bubbly ) to now .."I have been pissed" ....... No disclaimer here .....if one of those northern monkees can read ....I'll give them their money back.......
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above .........
Off to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above .........
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2019, 07:56:46 AMQuote from: Barman on May 03, 2019, 04:40:31 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:26:43 PMQuote from: Barman on May 02, 2019, 11:02:00 AMQuote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2019, 10:50:24 AMOff to work at the zoo (all inc scum hotel)...to entertain Mongs...to play I quote " that martin Gay..song ..... ...I could go on ....DISCLAIMER...any brides wanting to book ...please ignore the above ......... Well for us it was OK.... BUT speaking to the hotel staff ........upon arrival 1st day the groom (to be)...was so drunk he passed out in a corridor and then pissed himself......when security came to pick him up ...he shat himself!!!!!!!Tonight the bride told us proudly.........from the plane (3 bottles bubbly ) to now .."I have been pissed" ....... No disclaimer here .....if one of those northern monkees can read ....I'll give them their money back....... I bet there are fingers following the words while trying to pronounce them right now! But depressingly you just know they are going to have so many offspringOh nos..they already had a shit load of kids ..some together some from different partners....
Just been explaining to Miss I that I am, effectively, the VD's housewife: shopping, cooking, hoovering, washing up....Miss I says, "I could do with some of that."
Quote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 12:07:20 PMJust been explaining to Miss I that I am, effectively, the VD's housewife: shopping, cooking, hoovering, washing up....Miss I says, "I could do with some of that." Thought she had already had VD...
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2019, 12:24:09 PMQuote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 12:07:20 PMJust been explaining to Miss I that I am, effectively, the VD's housewife: shopping, cooking, hoovering, washing up....Miss I says, "I could do with some of that." Thought she had already had VD...
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2019, 12:57:38 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2019, 12:24:09 PMQuote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 12:07:20 PMJust been explaining to Miss I that I am, effectively, the VD's housewife: shopping, cooking, hoovering, washing up....Miss I says, "I could do with some of that." Thought she had already had VD...
Back to the zoo........
Kill them
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2019, 01:40:39 PMBack to the zoo........ Do some work then - and stop tagging me in FaceArse posts!
