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[Grumpmeister]

Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...? 

 

 

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners... 

[Steve]

Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...? 

 

 

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners... 

Black squirrels?

You should get Danny Baker to post something rude about them

[apc2010]

Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...? 

 

 

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners... 

Black squirrels?

You should get Danny Baker to post something rude about them

TMJs.........

[apc2010]

Off to werk..after a crazy morning....   post to follow.....a taster "your competitor let us down ..can you help ?? ".......

[Grumpmeister]

Just out of interest Nick, what colour are the squirrels...? 

 

 

I'm just asking because there are a growing number of black squirrels down these parts and they can be evil little buggers that hold a grudge. Something tells me that if Nick has been using a high pressure hose against them it may be time to send the suit to the dry cleaners... 

Black squirrels?

You should get Danny Baker to post something rude about them

TMJs.........

Given how odd the Cornish can be about some things their reputation in these parts may be overstated but I wouldn't take the chance Nick...

[Nick]

Grey squirrels, but darker grey when wet 

The pigeons have given up for now but are still crapping on my car 

[Grumpmeister]

Grey squirrels, but darker grey when wet 

The pigeons have given up for now but are still crapping on my car 

You do realise the cats hired them... 

[Nick]

Cats are rare round here, but I am going to Brighton again next week 

[Grumpmeister]

Cats are rare round here, but I am going to Brighton again next week 

Oh bollocks, I was hoping that having the flying food crap all over his moving box thing would stop him from coming.. 

Looks like it's time to hire the Serval...

 

[Steve]

Grey squirrels, but darker grey when wet 

The pigeons have given up for now but are still crapping on my car 

What do you expect if you put up a bird table?

[Nick]

Only my car, no one else's car 

[Barman]

Aaaand chiilax! 

[Nick]

Early night?

[Grumpmeister]

Only my car, no one else's car 

Perhaps the pigeons are showing they recognise you as a fellow bird brain.... 

[Steve]

Only my car, no one else's car 

Perhaps the pigeons are showing they recognise you as a fellow bird brain.... 

or they are secret robo pigeons under the control of mad man from the lock