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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58230 on: May 29, 2019, 03:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2019, 03:18:49 PM
Final check round on the house situation prior to return of Madame this evening   scared2:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58231 on: May 29, 2019, 03:23:54 PM »
It is inevitable  noooo:  I think one of the fish has died and I may have put some wrong things in the 22 billion recycling bins here. Fuck, which recycling bin is the correct receptacle for one shoe?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58232 on: May 29, 2019, 04:20:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2019, 03:23:54 PM
It is inevitable  noooo:  I think one of the fish has died and I may have put some wrong things in the 22 billion recycling bins here. Fuck, which recycling bin is the correct receptacle for one shoe?
There's probably separate bins for left and right shoes.  This is Brighton we're talking about
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58233 on: May 29, 2019, 04:21:43 PM »
I have been Googling "One legged Lesbians"  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58234 on: May 29, 2019, 04:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2019, 04:21:43 PM
I have been Googling "One legged Lesbians"  redface:
Things you can do when you're using someone else's WiFi #73 ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58235 on: May 29, 2019, 04:33:07 PM »
I have e mailed the Brighton Lesbian Monoped Welfare shop angel1  They are sending the "boys" round   scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58236 on: May 29, 2019, 06:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2019, 04:33:07 PM
I have e mailed the Brighton Lesbian Monoped Welfare shop angel1  They are sending the "boys" round   scared2:

Shouldn't this be in the 'Fresh From The Shoe Box' thread...? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58237 on: May 29, 2019, 06:59:54 PM »
Child  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58238 on: May 29, 2019, 07:09:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58239 on: May 30, 2019, 05:29:05 AM »
Cow TV to Nottingham  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58240 on: May 30, 2019, 06:01:25 AM »
Been for a walk, shower and then shopping in Pafos...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58241 on: May 30, 2019, 06:02:25 AM »
There is a weather thread  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58242 on: May 30, 2019, 06:09:41 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58243 on: May 30, 2019, 11:06:28 AM »
Working with Mongs x2....maybe we should have a thread ..... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58244 on: May 30, 2019, 11:19:15 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 30, 2019, 11:06:28 AM
Working with Mongs x2....maybe we should have a thread ..... rubschin:

It was Mongtastic in Alpha Mega earlier... ::)

The place was heaving and of course some of the mongs in front of me hadn't weighed their produce... ::)

Then the lift was busy, I pushed in last with my trolley and said, "two please" and some fat mong says, "how will I get out at one?" facepalm:

So I of course replies with lower grades one buys, "at one, I'll back out, then you can leave and I'll get back in. Simples." ::)

So I back out and she leaves. I push my trolley back in (a clue you might think) and a load of others push in behind me. I say, "IT IS GOING TO TWO".

Of course nobody has looked at the indicators or listened to my announcement. The door closes, the lift starts going upwards and some owld biddy mong says, "AWWW ITS GOING UP!!!". ::)

I reply, "I did tell you it was going to two!" happy001

Utter mongs...  noooo:

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