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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58350 on: June 06, 2019, 07:24:43 PM »
Took a night off ...went for dinner with Miss T .... Thumbs:   

A call comes in from a Dj working for us tonight ....

" Not sure what to do ???   the Groom is beating the shit out of the best man .."

 noooo: noooo:

But a good night ..the fish resturant did not charge me coz I send them work ....... cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58351 on: June 06, 2019, 07:46:02 PM »
 :thumbsup:

So what does a wise DJ do when a groom starts beating the shit out of the best man?  I'm thinking let venue security or the rozzers deal with it as if you get involved it will end up being your fault

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58352 on: June 06, 2019, 08:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2019, 07:46:02 PM
:thumbsup:

So what does a wise DJ do when a groom starts beating the shit out of the best man?  I'm thinking let venue security or the rozzers deal with it as if you get involved it will end up being your fault

Zactly..... Thumbs:

The hotel told them to go to beach to fight ..... lol:

A wise Dj gets the f88k out........ ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58353 on: June 06, 2019, 10:29:54 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 07:24:43 PM
Took a night off ...went for dinner with Miss T .... Thumbs:   

A call comes in from a Dj working for us tonight ....

" Not sure what to do ???   the Groom is beating the shit out of the best man .."

 noooo: noooo:

But a good night ..the fish resturant did not charge me coz I send them work ....... cloud9: cloud9:

Granted it would have been the wrong day but if it was me I'd have put Saturday Nights Alright for Fighting on and then retreated to a safe distance to watch the entertainment...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58354 on: June 07, 2019, 02:42:14 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 10:29:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 07:24:43 PM
Took a night off ...went for dinner with Miss T .... Thumbs:   

A call comes in from a Dj working for us tonight ....

" Not sure what to do ???   the Groom is beating the shit out of the best man .."

 noooo: noooo:

But a good night ..the fish resturant did not charge me coz I send them work ....... cloud9: cloud9:

Granted it would have been the wrong day but if it was me I'd have put Saturday Nights Alright for Fighting on and then retreated to a safe distance to watch the entertainment...  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58355 on: June 07, 2019, 04:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2019, 02:42:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 10:29:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 07:24:43 PM
Took a night off ...went for dinner with Miss T .... Thumbs:   

A call comes in from a Dj working for us tonight ....

" Not sure what to do ???   the Groom is beating the shit out of the best man .."

 noooo: noooo:

But a good night ..the fish resturant did not charge me coz I send them work ....... cloud9: cloud9:

Granted it would have been the wrong day but if it was me I'd have put Saturday Nights Alright for Fighting on and then retreated to a safe distance to watch the entertainment...  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

Thinking about it, it could be worth starting an Apey contingency music thread so we can suggest tracks to play in the event of emergencies and the like...  rubschin:


I'm sure nobody on here would take the piss...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58356 on: June 07, 2019, 05:37:27 AM »
Fighting doctors' receptionists and waiting for a call from James Dean... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58357 on: June 07, 2019, 05:41:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2019, 05:37:27 AM
Fighting doctors' receptionists and waiting for a call from James Dean... noooo:

So the new career as a medium is working then...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58358 on: June 07, 2019, 05:57:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58359 on: June 07, 2019, 05:57:55 AM »
Dermatologist then shopping in Pafos... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58360 on: June 07, 2019, 06:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2019, 05:57:55 AM
Dermatologist to collect my handbell then shopping in Pafos where I have to shout "Unclean"... ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58361 on: June 07, 2019, 06:00:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2019, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2019, 05:57:55 AM
Dermatologist to collect my handbell then shopping in Pafos where I have to shout "Unclean"... ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58362 on: June 07, 2019, 08:39:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2019, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2019, 05:57:55 AM
Dermatologist to collect my handbell then shopping in Pafos where I have to shout "Unclean"... ::)

 whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58363 on: June 07, 2019, 08:56:49 AM »
Back... with my bell... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58364 on: June 07, 2019, 09:03:14 AM »
Off to meet a B"B........ evil:
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