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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58470 on: June 14, 2019, 09:46:58 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58471 on: June 14, 2019, 03:13:21 PM »
Do I want to be interviewed live on Scottish TV about sexism in adverts??  eeek: eeek:

NO!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58472 on: June 14, 2019, 03:15:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 03:13:21 PM
Do I want to be interviewed live on Scottish TV about sexism in adverts??  eeek: eeek:

NO!

Hooots mon! Go for it!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58473 on: June 14, 2019, 03:33:47 PM »
They can fuck right off. They are not paying and they would not like my opinions and I would insist on doing it while hoovering  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58474 on: June 14, 2019, 03:36:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 03:33:47 PM
They can fuck right off. They are not paying and they would not like my opinions and I would insist on doing it while hoovering  whistle:

Don't get me started on hoovering!  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58475 on: June 14, 2019, 04:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2019, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 03:33:47 PM
They can fuck right off. They are not paying and they would not like my opinions and I would insist on doing it while hoovering  whistle:

Don't get me started on hoovering!  scared2:
best policy  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58476 on: June 14, 2019, 04:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 14, 2019, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 03:33:47 PM
They can fuck right off. They are not paying and they would not like my opinions and I would insist on doing it while hoovering  whistle:

Don't get me started on hoovering!  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58477 on: June 15, 2019, 01:19:15 AM »
Might have to start a thread about my weddings soon ....another cracker tonight.. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58478 on: June 15, 2019, 03:52:09 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2019, 01:19:15 AM
Might have to start a thread about my weddings soon ....another cracker tonight.. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58479 on: June 15, 2019, 05:15:39 AM »
Going out matchmaking  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58480 on: June 15, 2019, 08:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2019, 05:15:39 AM
Going out matchmaking  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58481 on: June 15, 2019, 08:09:55 AM »
 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58482 on: June 15, 2019, 08:11:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2019, 05:15:39 AM
Going out matchmaking  ::)

Have you joined one of those sites ???  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58483 on: June 15, 2019, 08:18:41 AM »
Mate of mine and a waitress. He is smitten and she is all of a flutter but they are too shy to speak, so both use me as a go between ::). He is 58 and she is 61!!

It's easier to get sodding pandas to mate  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58484 on: June 15, 2019, 08:47:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2019, 08:18:41 AM
Mate of mine and a waitress. He is smitten and she is all of a flutter but they are too shy to speak, so both use me as a go between ::). He is 58 and she is 61!!

It's easier to get sodding pandas to mate  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Soinds like a doomed plan

On a side question, is there any point getting sodding Pandas to mate?
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