The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Been out playing (very carefully) with Nicole 

SHe is a bit growlier than Fifi 

Those extra 8 Volts! 

 

[Nick]

Looking forward to being a dad? It's an expensive business 

[apc2010]

Looking forward to being a dad? It's an expensive business 

 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Taking Nicole out for no reason at all and then "lunch" with Nod 

[Steve]

Hostipal (not me this time) and then paperwork chores.  Might book an holiday

[apc2010]

Working soon..........   and got fireworks at the "zoo"..... (checks PLI is in date )....

[Nick]

You could invent a game with bangers that would do what Darwin has failed to achieve 

[apc2010]

You could invent a game with bangers that would do what Darwin has failed to achieve 

SERIOUS....this is what worries me at this venue ...some mong putting their fat head over them to look ...   they pack a punch on intial burst...after that (I am assured  ) that you can put your hand into them ...

[Nick]

Issue H&S warning
Cover yerself legally
Then let Darwin do his stuff 

Oh yes, insurance. but I had that. I paid about 200 a year for £2million (just in case, like).

Obviously, you pay such insurance...............


Oh 

[apc2010]

Issue H&S warning
Cover yerself legally
Then let Darwin do his stuff 

Oh yes, insurance. but I had that. I paid about 200 a year for £2million (just in case, like).

Obviously, you pay such insurance...............


Oh 

I do .......

Only coz nobody else here has it ..so selling point ...........

[Barman]

Anyhoo...

Still looking after LL's sister and 16 y/o nephew...

Scrubbed taking him sailing and shooting as he 'didn't fancy it'...

Scrubbed taking them to see 'Rod Stewart' on Saturday at the amphitheatre as he has 'never heard of him'...

He is upset that I did the shopping and stocked their apartment with forin stuff - he wants Heinz baked beans as the forin ones 'taste different'...

To top it all, I agreed in passing to collect a Russian friend from the airport 'later today' and have since discovered it is the midnight flight from Moscow which lands at bleddy Larnaca!* 









* They normally fly into Pafos which is 15 mins up the road... Larnaca is an hour each way...

[apc2010]

Anyhoo...

Still looking after LL's sister and 16 y/o nephew...

Scrubbed taking him sailing and shooting as he 'didn't fancy it'...

Scrubbed taking them to see 'Rod Stewart' on Saturday at the amphitheatre as he has 'never heard of him'...

He is upset that I did the shopping and stocked their apartment with forin stuff - he wants Heinz baked beans as the forin ones 'taste different'...

To top it all, I agreed in passing to collect a Russian friend from the airport 'later today' and have since discovered it is the midnight flight from Moscow which lands at bleddy Larnaca!* 









* They normally fly into Pafos which is 15 mins up the road... Larnaca is an hour each way...

    Airport...Rookie mistake.....

[Nick]

Make the child eat what he is given. It is not a fvcking restaurant. I would thrash him!!

[Barman]

Anyhoo...

Still looking after LL's sister and 16 y/o nephew...

Scrubbed taking him sailing and shooting as he 'didn't fancy it'...

Scrubbed taking them to see 'Rod Stewart' on Saturday at the amphitheatre as he has 'never heard of him'...

He is upset that I did the shopping and stocked their apartment with forin stuff - he wants Heinz baked beans as the forin ones 'taste different'...

To top it all, I agreed in passing to collect a Russian friend from the airport 'later today' and have since discovered it is the midnight flight from Moscow which lands at bleddy Larnaca!* 









* They normally fly into Pafos which is 15 mins up the road... Larnaca is an hour each way...

    Airport...Rookie mistake.....

I know... 

I think it appealed as an opportunity to get away from LL's sister and the 16 y/o...