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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58575 on: June 20, 2019, 03:16:20 PM »
Make the child eat what he is given. It is not a fvcking restaurant. I would thrash him!!

I know, I would too... His 'Nan' spoils him rotten...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58576 on: June 20, 2019, 03:22:32 PM »
SHe could make him a pizza! That would put him off for life  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58577 on: June 20, 2019, 03:32:54 PM »
SHe could make him a pizza! That would put him off for life  eveilgrin:

No, LL's sister not LL...  noooo:

She got up and cooked him full English this morning... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58578 on: June 20, 2019, 06:42:50 PM »
Anyhoo...

Still looking after LL's sister and 16 y/o nephew... ::)

Scrubbed taking him sailing and shooting as he 'didn't fancy it'...

Scrubbed taking them to see 'Rod Stewart' on Saturday at the amphitheatre as he has 'never heard of him'...

He is upset that I did the shopping and stocked their apartment with forin stuff - he wants Heinz baked beans as the forin ones 'taste different'...

To top it all, I agreed in passing to collect a Russian friend from the airport 'later today' and have since discovered it is the midnight flight from Moscow which lands at bleddy Larnaca!cussing:









* They normally fly into Pafos which is 15 mins up the road... Larnaca is an hour each way...


 noooo:   Airport...Rookie mistake..... whistle:

I know...  redface:

I think it appealed as an opportunity to get away from LL's sister and the 16 y/o...  noooo:
Sounds like an excellent plan  :thumbsup:

As for the 16 yo tell him to behave or you'll put the adult filter on the WiFi for the duration
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58579 on: June 20, 2019, 09:29:07 PM »
SHe could make him a pizza! That would put him off for life  eveilgrin:

No, LL's sister not LL...  noooo:

She got up and cooked him full English this morning... ::)

I got poxy toast when I stayed ........ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58580 on: June 20, 2019, 09:30:41 PM »
Home ...What a shite night ... noooo:  BUT still get paid ...... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58581 on: June 21, 2019, 04:37:30 AM »
Back to lock-keeping at me favourite lock, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58582 on: June 21, 2019, 07:26:07 AM »
Taking The Russian to see a solicitor in Limassol... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58583 on: June 21, 2019, 07:27:25 AM »
Anyhoo...

Still looking after LL's sister and 16 y/o nephew... ::)

Scrubbed taking him sailing and shooting as he 'didn't fancy it'...

Scrubbed taking them to see 'Rod Stewart' on Saturday at the amphitheatre as he has 'never heard of him'...

He is upset that I did the shopping and stocked their apartment with forin stuff - he wants Heinz baked beans as the forin ones 'taste different'...

To top it all, I agreed in passing to collect a Russian friend from the airport 'later today' and have since discovered it is the midnight flight from Moscow which lands at bleddy Larnaca!cussing:









* They normally fly into Pafos which is 15 mins up the road... Larnaca is an hour each way...

Flight landed ten mins early but Aeroflot managed to lose his luggage so didn't leave Larnaca airport 'til 1am!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58584 on: June 21, 2019, 08:49:23 AM »
popping round to Henry James place
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58585 on: June 21, 2019, 11:04:50 AM »
Aaand back...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58586 on: June 21, 2019, 11:26:24 AM »
Aaand back...  cloud9:
From showing the 16 yo the wonders of the ever moving road and oh how sad he got pushed fell down a crack never to be seen again?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58587 on: June 21, 2019, 02:17:14 PM »
Aaand back...  cloud9:
From showing the 16 yo the wonders of the ever moving road and oh how sad he got pushed fell down a crack never to be seen again?

No, his Nan took him to the local beach...

... was (somewhat predictably) too hot/cold/wet/dry/sandy/stony/deep/shallow or summat...  noooo:

In the meanwhile, I seem to have bought an apartment...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58588 on: June 21, 2019, 03:54:03 PM »
Aaand back...  cloud9:
From showing the 16 yo the wonders of the ever moving road and oh how sad he got pushed fell down a crack never to be seen again?

No, his Nan took him to the local beach...

... was (somewhat predictably) too hot/cold/wet/dry/sandy/stony/deep/shallow or summat...  noooo:

In the meanwhile, I seem to have bought an apartment...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58589 on: June 21, 2019, 04:15:00 PM »
Aaand back...  cloud9:
From showing the 16 yo the wonders of the ever moving road and oh how sad he got pushed fell down a crack never to be seen again?

No, his Nan took him to the local beach...

... was (somewhat predictably) too hot/cold/wet/dry/sandy/stony/deep/shallow or summat...  noooo:

In the meanwhile, I seem to have bought an apartment...  rubschin:
Pied a terre? eyes:

Something like that!  lol:
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