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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58680 on: June 29, 2019, 01:25:15 PM »
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

So are you going to get recompensed for this?????

NO ...... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58681 on: June 29, 2019, 01:29:50 PM »
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

So are you going to get recompensed for this?????

NO ...... cussing:
noooo:

get the rozzers involved?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58682 on: June 29, 2019, 01:44:11 PM »
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

So are you going to get recompensed for this?????

NO ...... cussing:
noooo:

get the rozzers involved?

What he said
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58683 on: June 29, 2019, 01:45:37 PM »
The Brat had her front tyre blow on the motorway last Tuesday . Her first experience of such things and all very scary.

New tyre fitted on Friday.

She phoned me at 1am last night. New tyre has puncture and she has been on hold with RAC for 2 hours without a response !!!!!!

Had to pay for her taxi to get her home and then a taxi to take her back there this morning when the RAC could be arsed to respond so that she could move car from position it was in !!!

RAC says tyre beyond repair  eeek:

So off she will need to trot tomorrow to get another  noooo:

She has decided the car is trying to kill her  noooo: .......I think she will need to look nearer to home  evil: cussing: Banghead

Um, why can't she pay for a taxi home??
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58684 on: June 29, 2019, 01:47:48 PM »
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

So are you going to get recompensed for this?????

NO ...... cussing:
noooo:

get the rozzers involved?

What he said

No point ..they will be on plane ...not the end of the world ..just annoying ...Think have to "man " them now ..so cost will go up ... or as suggested a Huuuuge Deposit .......... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58685 on: June 29, 2019, 01:52:30 PM »
Insurance cover this? And yes, a big deposit  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Or no more people from Manc, Essex, Scallypool, Newcastle, South London, East London, Lancashire.............

Oh, bye bye the business  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58686 on: June 29, 2019, 02:14:23 PM »
if (maybe a big IF) they pay by credit card then why not have the same T's and C's hotels, car rentals etc have and just bill them for damage

Or contact them with an outline of how European Arrest Warrants can ruin their life for months

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58687 on: June 29, 2019, 11:13:55 PM »
if (maybe a big IF) they pay by credit card then why not have the same T's and C's hotels, car rentals etc have and just bill them for damage

Or contact them with an outline of how European Arrest Warrants can ruin their life for months

An idea .. Thumbs:

the card ...good idea...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58688 on: June 29, 2019, 11:25:33 PM »
Home from work ....The Bride tonight has a claim to fame ..........In 14 years of doing weddings I have NEVER seen a Bride that drunk ..!!   noooo: noooo: noooo:

Oh BTW I had to be a pirate too ........ noooo: (long story )...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58689 on: June 30, 2019, 03:43:16 AM »
if (maybe a big IF) they pay by credit card then why not have the same T's and C's hotels, car rentals etc have and just bill them for damage

Or contact them with an outline of how European Arrest Warrants can ruin their life for months

An idea .. Thumbs:

the card ...good idea...

Don't give the card details to Misty... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58690 on: June 30, 2019, 04:49:12 AM »
Going to Newark to look after me lock, like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58691 on: June 30, 2019, 05:42:14 AM »
Going to Newark to look after me lock, like.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58692 on: June 30, 2019, 06:08:40 PM »
Rather surprised to see Jeff Goldblum playing jazz piano at Glasto  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58693 on: June 30, 2019, 06:57:50 PM »
Rather surprised to see Jeff Goldblum playing jazz piano at Glasto  eeek:

Where the F77k is your lock !!!! eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58694 on: June 30, 2019, 07:04:33 PM »
It is on the tellybox, you mong
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