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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58755 on: July 04, 2019, 01:12:04 PM »
Been out for a ride on my new bike...  noooo:
One of those cost an arm and leg electric ones?

Oh noes, I don't really see the point of those... shrugs:

I 'inherited' a bike from our Russian neighbours...

I had it serviced last week and took it out today...

My expectation (given that I walked over 150Km last month) was that it would be a piece of piss - I used to ride London to Paris with no issues FFS!

I nearly died...  noooo:
Maybe that's the logic behind electric bikes.  But what do I know, to me bikes are the tool of the devil terrorising pedestrians, infuriating drivers and filling up A&E - well at least in the UK they are

But according to my bike nut brother the electric is to get you up the hills so you get the fun, exercise and battery charging on the flat.   Having seen him with a smashed collar bone and other injuries I'm a committed 4 wheels and ideally all insanely driven person.  If I want exercise (I don't) then I'll get the Wii Fit going again and watch TV while pretending to run

It is a lose weight/get fit thing so lektrik would be pointless IMHO....

Funny enough, a bloke I know got an lektrik one and he has broken his wrist (twice) and an ankle since he got it...  noooo:
Is there an alternative lose fit gain weight system for lazy procrastinators?  Just asking for a friend like as Ithey might be interested tomorrow
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58756 on: July 04, 2019, 01:13:46 PM »
Been out for a ride on my new bike...  noooo:
One of those cost an arm and leg electric ones?

Oh noes, I don't really see the point of those... shrugs:

I 'inherited' a bike from our Russian neighbours...

I had it serviced last week and took it out today...

My expectation (given that I walked over 150Km last month) was that it would be a piece of piss - I used to ride London to Paris with no issues FFS!

I nearly died...  noooo:
Maybe that's the logic behind electric bikes.  But what do I know, to me bikes are the tool of the devil terrorising pedestrians, infuriating drivers and filling up A&E - well at least in the UK they are

But according to my bike nut brother the electric is to get you up the hills so you get the fun, exercise and battery charging on the flat.   Having seen him with a smashed collar bone and other injuries I'm a committed 4 wheels and ideally all insanely driven person.  If I want exercise (I don't) then I'll get the Wii Fit going again and watch TV while pretending to run

It is a lose weight/get fit thing so lektrik would be pointless IMHO....

Funny enough, a bloke I know got an lektrik one and he has broken his wrist (twice) and an ankle since he got it...  noooo:
Is there an alternative lose fit gain weight system for lazy procrastinators?  Just asking for a friend like as Ithey might be interested tomorrow

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58757 on: July 04, 2019, 01:14:57 PM »
I was asked on a form for my new quackter about exercise. I wrote "wandering about".

They also asked what kind of contraception I use  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58758 on: July 04, 2019, 01:24:59 PM »
I was asked on a form for my new quackter about exercise. I wrote "wandering about".

They also asked what kind of contraception I use  rubschin:

Your "face" not an answer ???...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58759 on: July 04, 2019, 01:30:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58760 on: July 04, 2019, 01:30:24 PM »
I was asked on a form for my new quackter about exercise. I wrote "wandering about".

They also asked what kind of contraception I use  rubschin:

Your "face" not an answer ???...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58761 on: July 04, 2019, 01:33:11 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58762 on: July 04, 2019, 05:41:55 PM »
I was asked on a form for my new quackter about exercise. I wrote "wandering about".

They also asked what kind of contraception I use  rubschin:

Your "face" not an answer ???...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Is that why you wear the bucket......?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58763 on: July 04, 2019, 05:43:49 PM »
I was asked on a form for my new quackter about exercise. I wrote "wandering about".

They also asked what kind of contraception I use  rubschin:

Your "face" not an answer ???...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Is that why you wear the bucket......?  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58764 on: July 04, 2019, 06:50:23 PM »
I was asked on a form for my new quackter about exercise. I wrote "wandering about".

They also asked what kind of contraception I use  rubschin:

Your "face" not an answer ???...... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Is that why you wear the bucket......?  whistle:

 evil:

Well if you are going to stick your neck out like that...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58765 on: July 05, 2019, 12:13:24 AM »
Been out for a ride on my new bike...  noooo:
One of those cost an arm and leg electric ones?

Oh noes, I don't really see the point of those... shrugs:

I 'inherited' a bike from our Russian neighbours...

I had it serviced last week and took it out today...

My expectation (given that I walked over 150Km last month) was that it would be a piece of piss - I used to ride London to Paris with no issues FFS!

I nearly died...  noooo:
"Serviced"?
1 Oil chain
2 Pump up tyres
3 ???

Things have changed since you used to ride one of these Mr. Darwin Sir... ::)






This thing has hydraulic disc brakes, hydraulic suspension and 24 gears!  eeek:

You don't just go at them with a tin of 3 in 1 any more noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58766 on: July 05, 2019, 07:04:13 AM »
Obviously still doesn't make the peddling any easier  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58767 on: July 05, 2019, 07:38:13 AM »
Obviously still doesn't make the peddling any easier  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58768 on: July 05, 2019, 07:50:14 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58769 on: July 05, 2019, 07:51:20 AM »
Taking LL to the airport... ::)
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