She is a bad gerl who deserves a smacked bottom
I have tissues (for my hooter!) in me trousers but I keep some in an inside jacket pocket for when I am driving. I noticed Miss I ferkling about near my jacket at about 5 this morning but thought nothing of it.
Lunch with Nod. Reached into my jacket pocket for a tissue and produced this!!
A sort of forget me not, I guess
Nod nearly fainted
He actually said, "What is it?"