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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59100 on: July 27, 2019, 02:15:59 PM »
She is a bad gerl who deserves a smacked bottom  evil:

I have tissues (for my hooter!) in me trousers but I keep some in an inside jacket pocket for when I am driving. I noticed Miss I ferkling about near my jacket at about 5 this morning but thought nothing of it.

Lunch with Nod. Reached into my jacket pocket for a tissue and produced this!! eeek:




A sort of forget me not, I guess  sad32: sad32: sad32:

Nod nearly fainted  Shocked:  He actually said, "What is it?"  noooo:

I bet you looked lovely in it! Gayer:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59101 on: July 27, 2019, 02:48:16 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59102 on: July 28, 2019, 05:10:28 AM »
Looking after a lock, like (keeping busy  sad24: )

It is pissing down with rain  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59103 on: July 28, 2019, 07:58:45 AM »
Any plans for another visitation soon ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59104 on: July 28, 2019, 04:47:57 PM »
100 degrees plus ...and lighting a BBQ ....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59105 on: July 28, 2019, 05:35:01 PM »
100 degrees plus ...and lighting a BBQ ....... noooo:

I cooked Sheftalia tonight...  :thumbsup:

...on one of those 'instant BBQs' inside my gas BBQ...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59106 on: July 28, 2019, 06:15:17 PM »
Any plans for another visitation soon ?


 noooo: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59107 on: July 28, 2019, 06:51:35 PM »
100 degrees plus ...and lighting a BBQ ....... noooo:

I cooked Sheftalia tonight...  :thumbsup:

...on one of those 'instant BBQs' inside my gas BBQ...  noooo:

Lazy......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59108 on: July 29, 2019, 06:27:52 AM »
Packing for two week trip to London (and then "lunch" with Nod  redface: )
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59109 on: July 29, 2019, 10:03:38 AM »
Any plans for another visitation soon ?


 noooo: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

You know there is nothing stopping you from going over there, unless one of your previous misadventures has placed you on the immigration ban list.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59110 on: July 29, 2019, 01:38:18 PM »
Any plans for another visitation soon ?


 noooo: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
lol:  oh woes

On the positive side it does mean you get to keep that underwear for longer, think of all the ways you could shock Nod with it
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59111 on: July 29, 2019, 01:41:04 PM »
Today I am  NickSick

Hosting a BBQ and daft cricket match (I won) for 20 people has drained every last drop of energy.

On the plus side yet again people seem to have brought more booze than they drank.  A staggering amount of soft drinks went though especially those Apple and Raspberry J2Os  How does that happen?

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59112 on: July 29, 2019, 01:44:29 PM »
Today I am  NickSick

Hosting a BBQ and daft cricket match (I won) for 20 people has drained every last drop of energy.

On the plus side yet again people seem to have brought more booze than they drank.  A staggering amount of soft drinks went to)

Judging from the Apey shaped blur I think you can expect an imminent knock on your door..  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59113 on: July 29, 2019, 04:51:03 PM »
Any plans for another visitation soon ?


 noooo: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
lol:  oh woes

On the positive side it does mean you get to keep that underwear for longer, think of all the ways you could shock Nod with it

Long chat this afternoon about family wedding stuff  cloud9: cloud9: sad32: sad32: sad32:  She is more excited about seeing her dog in Rome tomorrow  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59114 on: July 29, 2019, 05:57:26 PM »
Mowed the lawn this afternoon, that smell of freshly cut grass catshit  cussing: