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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59235 on: August 08, 2019, 01:56:32 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Watching the ambulance take a dead body away from across the road and trying to work out who it is...  rubschin:
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Who have you given home brew to recently...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59236 on: August 08, 2019, 01:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Watching the ambulance take a dead body away from across the road and trying to work out who it is...  rubschin:
noooo:

Who have you given home brew to recently...  rubschin:

I don't give it away... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59237 on: August 08, 2019, 03:09:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Watching the ambulance take a dead body away from across the road and trying to work out who it is...  rubschin:
noooo:

Who have you given home brew to recently...  rubschin:

I don't give it away... ::)
So you should know who the corpse is then. Just check your sales ledger
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59238 on: August 08, 2019, 03:15:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 03:09:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Watching the ambulance take a dead body away from across the road and trying to work out who it is...  rubschin:
noooo:

Who have you given home brew to recently...  rubschin:

I don't give it away... ::)
So you should know who the corpse is then. Just check your sales ledger

And hope they paid in cash, card payments are traceable...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59239 on: August 08, 2019, 03:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2019, 03:15:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 03:09:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Watching the ambulance take a dead body away from across the road and trying to work out who it is...  rubschin:
noooo:

Who have you given home brew to recently...  rubschin:

I don't give it away... ::)
So you should know who the corpse is then. Just check your sales ledger

And hope they paid in cash, card payments are traceable...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59240 on: August 08, 2019, 03:51:13 PM »
So has the identity of the unfortunate occupant of the ‘being out your dead’ cart been determined?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59241 on: August 08, 2019, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 03:51:13 PM
So has the identity of the unfortunate occupant of the ‘being out your dead’ cart been determined?

Not yet... But judging from the profile of the corpse I have a fair idea...

See also, the number of cars parked in certain places...

And the fact that a certain vehicle hasn't moved for several days...

I'm not very close to the neighbours...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59242 on: August 08, 2019, 04:30:22 PM »
That land slippage is a bugger eh lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59243 on: August 08, 2019, 04:38:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59244 on: August 08, 2019, 04:44:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59245 on: August 08, 2019, 06:08:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2019, 04:30:22 PM
That land slippage is a bugger eh lol:
Bit unreasonable of the deceased not to wait until a big enough crack in the ground opened up so they could save all that grave digging malarkey
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59246 on: August 08, 2019, 06:10:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 03:58:55 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 08, 2019, 03:51:13 PM
So has the identity of the unfortunate occupant of the ‘being out your dead’ cart been determined?

Not yet... But judging from the profile of the corpse I have a fair idea...

See also, the number of cars parked in certain places...

And the fact that a certain vehicle hasn't moved for several days...

I'm not very close to the neighbours...  redface:
Who is these days?

Neighbour over the road from us got brought out in a body bag a little while back.  We found out about a month later  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59247 on: August 08, 2019, 10:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2019, 10:13:45 AM
Watching the ambulance take a dead body away from across the road and trying to work out who it is...  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59248 on: August 09, 2019, 03:26:56 AM »
Going shooting... Still don't know for sure who the dead neighbour is or how he died...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59249 on: August 09, 2019, 06:26:15 AM »
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