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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59250 on: August 09, 2019, 08:32:45 AM »
Going shooting... Still don't know for sure who the dead neighbour is or how he died...  redface:
You shot him?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59251 on: August 09, 2019, 10:27:13 AM »
Going shooting... Still don't know for sure who the dead neighbour is or how he died...  redface:
You shot him?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59252 on: August 09, 2019, 11:02:26 AM »
Going shooting... Still don't know for sure who the dead neighbour is or how he died...  redface:
You shot him?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  angel1
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You could try pleading it was an accident, you were aiming right at the target and he was only 100 yards to the right

Or provocation, he laughed at your bent gates
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59253 on: August 09, 2019, 11:03:29 AM »
Was waiting in for a delivery

Now waiting to see what customer services say about the 3 broken items received  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59254 on: August 09, 2019, 12:31:41 PM »
Yep had similar this week ...........soooooo annoying  censored:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59255 on: August 09, 2019, 12:52:05 PM »
Yep had similar this week ...........soooooo annoying  censored:

Wot, dead body across the street?

Oh you meant  . . . . . . doh:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59256 on: August 09, 2019, 01:23:41 PM »
Same thing ....broken things wrapped up in useless crap  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59257 on: August 09, 2019, 01:42:08 PM »
Went to BAFTA to meet my pal Vicki (she is a screenwriter). Got there early. Ended up having coffee with John Malkovich  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59258 on: August 09, 2019, 02:16:34 PM »
Went to BAFTA to meet my pal Vicki (she is a screenwriter). Got there early. Ended up having coffee with John Malkovich  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59259 on: August 09, 2019, 02:17:23 PM »
Went to BAFTA to meet my pal Vicki (she is a screenwriter). Got there early. Ended up having coffee with John Malkovich  eeek:

Well I suppose you've given him a wealth of new material for the next time he has to play an grouchy oddball character.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59260 on: August 09, 2019, 02:32:37 PM »
He is actually very nice, but he has that menacing soft voice which is just the same as the crazed assassin in In the Line of Fire
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59261 on: August 09, 2019, 05:11:42 PM »
He is actually very nice, but he has that menacing soft voice which is just the same as the crazed assassin in In the Line of Fire
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But are you sure it wasn't someone Being John Malkovich?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59262 on: August 09, 2019, 05:52:55 PM »
Went to BAFTA to meet my pal Vicki (she is a screenwriter). Got there early. Ended up having coffee with John Malkovich  eeek:

Or was it someone "Being John Malkovich"............ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59263 on: August 09, 2019, 05:55:41 PM »
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He was interested in a book I had bought from Hatchards for Miss I.

Looking him up later, I see he once shagged Michelle Pfeiffer   Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59264 on: August 09, 2019, 06:50:06 PM »
Went to BAFTA to meet my pal Vicki (she is a screenwriter). Got there early. Ended up having coffee with John Malkovich  eeek:

Or was it someone "Being John Malkovich"............ rubschin:
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Well, whatever, nevermind