The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

My main means of punishment is to control the rate of flow of water 

Rude to me? Want to go DOWN in the lock? Anxious to get to the pub? Screaming kids on board?

Oh dear, this is going to take at least 45 minutes......

Or there is your other patented technique

[Nick]

Errands and then "lunch" with Nod 

He is in a frenzy of anticipation about our trip to the Canaries 

[Steve]

Errands and then "lunch" with Nod 

He is in a frenzy of anticipation about our trip to the Canaries 

And the Canarians?  aren't too relaxed about it either

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Moar DIY stuff...

[apc2010]

Moar DIY stuff...

Winter work....

[Barman]

Moar DIY stuff...

Winter work....

I know... But I want to be moved in before winter....

[Nick]

Critiquing Miss I's latest set of rather good poems 
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[Steve]

Critiquing Miss I's latest set of rather good poems 
'

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of Snotingham I had been,
Or emptied some collapso to the drains
One minute past, and pissed I was:

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Critiquing Miss I's latest set of rather good poems 
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There was an old man from Nottingham...?

[Nick]

Frankly, buy Viagra shares 

[Steve]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a man,
Hair like golden ginger nuts;
Beside the lock, beneath the trees,
crying over his wrecked car.

[Steve]

Apologies to Keats and Wordsworth BTW 

[Nick]

As you should