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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59415 on: August 21, 2019, 06:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2019, 05:29:41 PM
My main means of punishment is to control the rate of flow of water  eveilgrin:

Rude to me? Want to go DOWN in the lock? Anxious to get to the pub? Screaming kids on board?

Oh dear, this is going to take at least 45 minutes...... eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Or there is your other patented technique
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59416 on: August 22, 2019, 06:00:24 AM »
Errands and then "lunch" with Nod  NickSick

He is in a frenzy of anticipation about our trip to the Canaries  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59417 on: August 22, 2019, 09:03:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2019, 06:00:24 AM
Errands and then "lunch" with Nod  NickSick

He is in a frenzy of anticipation about our trip to the Canaries  noooo:
And the Canarians?  aren't too relaxed about it either
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59418 on: August 22, 2019, 09:08:25 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59419 on: August 22, 2019, 09:14:19 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59420 on: August 22, 2019, 12:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2019, 09:14:19 AM
Moar DIY stuff... cry:

Winter work.... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59421 on: August 22, 2019, 12:50:23 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 22, 2019, 12:30:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 22, 2019, 09:14:19 AM
Moar DIY stuff... cry:

Winter work.... noooo:

I know... But I want to be moved in before winter....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59422 on: August 23, 2019, 03:44:18 PM »
Critiquing Miss I's latest set of rather good poems  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59423 on: August 23, 2019, 04:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2019, 03:44:18 PM
Critiquing Miss I's latest set of rather good poems  cloud9:
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My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of Snotingham I had been,
Or emptied some collapso to the drains
One minute past, and pissed I was:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59424 on: August 23, 2019, 04:13:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59425 on: August 23, 2019, 04:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2019, 03:44:18 PM
Critiquing Miss I's latest set of rather good poems  cloud9:
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There was an old man from Nottingham...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59426 on: August 23, 2019, 04:18:17 PM »
Frankly, buy Viagra shares  eyes: NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59427 on: August 23, 2019, 04:32:23 PM »
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a man,
Hair like golden ginger nuts;
Beside the lock, beneath the trees,
crying over his wrecked car.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59428 on: August 23, 2019, 04:34:19 PM »
Apologies to Keats and Wordsworth BTW  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59429 on: August 23, 2019, 04:35:31 PM »
As you should  evil:
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