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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59505 on: August 29, 2019, 10:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2019, 05:53:20 PM
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Just playing my part as one of the youngest members...  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59506 on: August 30, 2019, 05:27:31 AM »
Another day at me lock, like  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #59507 on: August 30, 2019, 05:41:15 AM »
Another day of DIY like...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59508 on: August 30, 2019, 05:46:09 AM »
You need a holiday  ;D :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59509 on: August 30, 2019, 06:09:25 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59510 on: August 30, 2019, 06:23:07 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59511 on: August 30, 2019, 08:15:13 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59512 on: August 30, 2019, 08:40:02 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59513 on: August 30, 2019, 01:20:27 PM »
Dealing with mongs....too many to list .... noooo:

and the best one ......"can I BORROW your Public liability insurance" ......

Well 1st it doesn;t really work like that ...... noooo:

and 2nd ,,.."NO ..F88k OFF ..buy your own ..took me ages to find ..costs me a lot of money .."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59514 on: August 30, 2019, 01:49:08 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 30, 2019, 01:20:27 PM
Dealing with mongs....too many to list .... noooo:

and the best one ......"can I BORROW your Public liability insurance" ......

Well 1st it doesn;t really work like that ...... noooo:

and 2nd ,,.."NO ..F88k OFF ..buy your own ..took me ages to find ..costs me a lot of money .."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59515 on: August 30, 2019, 01:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 30, 2019, 01:49:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 30, 2019, 01:20:27 PM
Dealing with mongs....too many to list .... noooo:

and the best one ......"can I BORROW your Public liability insurance" ......

Well 1st it doesn;t really work like that ...... noooo:

and 2nd ,,.."NO ..F88k OFF ..buy your own ..took me ages to find ..costs me a lot of money .."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59516 on: August 30, 2019, 02:32:51 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 30, 2019, 01:20:27 PM
Dealing with mongs....too many to list .... noooo:

and the best one ......"can I BORROW your Public liability insurance" ......

Well 1st it doesn;t really work like that ...... noooo:

and 2nd ,,.."NO ..F88k OFF ..buy your own ..took me ages to find ..costs me a lot of money .."

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What an absolute mong !!!!!

Must be feckin eejit Friday

Nothing but absolute idiots today to deal with.   Topped by some complete pondlife putting in a complaint that he has used some Brazilian escort called 'Henry' in Paddington and now he has an STD. What is the Council going to do about it  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59517 on: August 30, 2019, 05:02:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59518 on: August 30, 2019, 05:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2019, 02:32:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 30, 2019, 01:20:27 PM
Dealing with mongs....too many to list .... noooo:

and the best one ......"can I BORROW your Public liability insurance" ......

Well 1st it doesn;t really work like that ...... noooo:

and 2nd ,,.."NO ..F88k OFF ..buy your own ..took me ages to find ..costs me a lot of money .."

 Thumbs:

What an absolute mong !!!!!

Must be feckin eejit Friday

Nothing but absolute idiots today to deal with.   Topped by some complete pondlife putting in a complaint that he has used some Brazilian escort called 'Henry' in Paddington and now he has an STD. What is the Council going to do about it  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Henry in Paddington?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59519 on: August 30, 2019, 06:30:35 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1
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