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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59640 on: September 11, 2019, 07:52:11 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59642 on: September 11, 2019, 09:07:15 PM »
Messing with idiots ...(not you lot )...

As I have mentioned before I work" behind the scenes" with my main competitor ....

A horrible woman planner here is looking for New year Eve Dj....up in the hills ..

So she calls me...I quote ...


Then my competitor calls saying "xyz" called for NYE ..so I told her the price I quoted .. Thumbs:

She calls "xyz" my quote plus 50 euros .. eveilgrin:

So "xyz" calls me ....I quote competitor price quote plus 50 .... eveilgrin:
(original price not available )..

And repeat .... ;D ;D 

(BTW ..neither of us are gonna do it ..!!!  )...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59643 on: September 11, 2019, 09:57:25 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59645 on: September 12, 2019, 05:16:01 AM »
Back to the airport to collect the hire car. What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59646 on: September 12, 2019, 05:47:39 AM »
Back to the airport to collect the hire car. What can possibly go wrong?



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59647 on: September 12, 2019, 09:15:43 AM »
Back to the airport to collect the hire car. What can possibly go wrong?



lol: lol: lol:

or worse

Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #59648 on: September 12, 2019, 09:43:59 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59649 on: September 12, 2019, 10:10:37 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59650 on: September 12, 2019, 10:48:27 AM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59651 on: September 12, 2019, 12:20:51 PM »
Guess the groom today is fireman ...all songs gave "fire" in title .....or arsonist ...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59652 on: September 12, 2019, 12:54:19 PM »
Guess the groom today is fireman ...all songs gave "fire" in title .....or arsonist ...... rubschin:

Good grief...  noooo:

And you can't say fireman any more you plank, it is firefighter because wimmin... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59653 on: September 12, 2019, 12:57:53 PM »
Guess the groom today is fireman ...all songs gave "fire" in title .....or arsonist ...... rubschin:
Is his name Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59654 on: September 12, 2019, 01:20:17 PM »
Guess the groom today is fireman ...all songs gave "fire" in title .....or arsonist ...... rubschin:
Is his name Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub?

Serious ..there is a house song that starts with that ..forgot that .. Thumbs: