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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59715 on: September 17, 2019, 08:54:48 PM »
Car servicing day.  All good  ;D

Decided to get a house insurance quote from NFU.  It takes ages and then some more.  65 minute phone call which is bloody knackering but NFU work that way, was about as long getting the car insured.

Got car servicing day on Thursday...  rubschin:
bet yours is cheaper than mine (wot is £35 a month standing order).  Maybe next time I should get something simpler

Next time you should perhaps not mention about wearing the bucket everywhere you go, it tends to make insurance companies nervous and bumps up their costs.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59716 on: September 17, 2019, 09:57:19 PM »
You got the right poster there Meister?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59717 on: September 17, 2019, 10:23:59 PM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59718 on: September 17, 2019, 11:24:04 PM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

Doggy bags full I take it...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59719 on: September 18, 2019, 03:40:59 AM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

She was obviously gagging for it!  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59720 on: September 18, 2019, 08:20:48 AM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

She was obviously gagging for it!  eyes:

 noooo:

But that did happen this year ...after ceremony ..went for bonk...everyone waiting for them for photos ... ;D  (not of bonking  ::) )..
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59721 on: September 18, 2019, 09:05:44 AM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

She was obviously gagging for it!  eyes:

 noooo:

But that did happen this year ...after ceremony ..went for bonk...everyone waiting for them for photos ... ;D  (not of bonking  ::) )..

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59722 on: September 18, 2019, 09:21:36 AM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

She was obviously gagging for it!  eyes:

 noooo:

But that did happen this year ...after ceremony ..went for bonk...everyone waiting for them for photos ... ;D  (not of bonking  ::) )..

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59723 on: September 18, 2019, 09:36:04 AM »
Back from a wierd one ..Tonight was private booking so Ker ching....the B2B booked (not though me  evil: )....

Accoustic Singer ..

Giant Garden games ..

Fruit stall ... eeek:

Dj and Greek dancers (mine )

Floor fireworks

Aerial fireworks ..(1000 euros !! )..

Video guy for WHOLE day ... eeek:

2 photographers..

Paid bar...


Didn't use games ..ignored singer and us (except 1st dance )..
asked G dancers not to get people involved .. rubschin:

Hardly touched food ..did not drink ..even soft drinks .. rubschin:

And left half hour early ..... rubschin:

She was obviously gagging for it!  eyes:

 noooo:

But that did happen this year ...after ceremony ..went for bonk...everyone waiting for them for photos ... ;D  (not of bonking  ::) )..

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

The groom told me ... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59724 on: September 18, 2019, 10:26:48 AM »
Need to start an Apey Rant thread this year ........ rubschin:

Busiet week for weddings this year 2 separate companies call for Dj's ..tomorrow and Friday .. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59725 on: September 19, 2019, 04:30:49 AM »
Taking Kia-Ora for her first major service...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59726 on: September 19, 2019, 07:34:00 AM »
Nod wants to review our trip. This means "lunch"  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59727 on: September 19, 2019, 09:19:12 AM »
Nod wants to review our trip. This means "lunch"  noooo:
Take the blood pressure thingy for his neck?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59728 on: September 19, 2019, 09:33:12 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59729 on: September 19, 2019, 09:42:14 AM »
Nod wants to review our trip. This means "lunch"  noooo:
Take the blood pressure thingy for his neck?

 lol: lol: lol:

Tell him it inflates automatically when he is being stupid - then inflate it.  :thumbsup:
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