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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60030 on: October 18, 2019, 02:02:20 PM »
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Venturing out to get trained up on a new me lock, like  :thumbsup:

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Moar DIY for me (ceiling fans)... ::)



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I'm impressed that LL could find someone to undo the gubbage so quickly  worthy:

Haven't gubbed anything today...  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60031 on: October 18, 2019, 02:13:32 PM »
Suzi has an Iranian man in her Air BNB for a month. He does not accept advice from wimmin.  SO far he has:

Tried to rewire the flat to make it fit Iranian plugs (I know everything about electrics BANG!)
Fucked up her TV (BANG!)
Dismantled her kitchen tap (I know everything about plumbing)
Told her, "You should be with a man, women need men to do things"

I await more news  Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60032 on: October 18, 2019, 02:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2019, 02:02:20 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2019, 01:28:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2019, 01:26:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2019, 09:47:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2019, 06:52:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2019, 06:33:29 AM
Venturing out to get trained up on a new me lock, like  :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxkvNujRDo

 :thumbsup:

Moar DIY for me (ceiling fans)... ::)



 noooo:








 whistle:

I'm impressed that LL could find someone to undo the gubbage so quickly  worthy:

Haven't gubbed anything today...  angel1

Ceiling fans - tick
Outside light - tick
Table lamp - tick

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It's a sign of the end times....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60033 on: October 18, 2019, 02:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2019, 02:13:32 PM
Suzi has an Iranian man in her Air BNB for a month. He does not accept advice from wimmin.  SO far he has:

Tried to rewire the flat to make it fit Iranian plugs (I know everything about electrics BANG!)
Fucked up her TV (BANG!)
Dismantled her kitchen tap (I know everything about plumbing)
Told her, "You should be with a man, women need men to do things"

I await more news  Popcorn: Popcorn:

She needs a competent DIY bloke...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60034 on: October 18, 2019, 02:35:43 PM »
No, he does. Are you fond of Iranian men?

SHe is coming here for a weekend visit in December  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60035 on: October 18, 2019, 02:49:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2019, 02:34:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2019, 02:13:32 PM
Suzi has an Iranian man in her Air BNB for a month. He does not accept advice from wimmin.  SO far he has:

Tried to rewire the flat to make it fit Iranian plugs (I know everything about electrics BANG!)
Fucked up her TV (BANG!)
Dismantled her kitchen tap (I know everything about plumbing)
Told her, "You should be with a man, women need men to do things"

I await more news  Popcorn: Popcorn:

She needs a competent DIY bloke...  whistle:

Can you ask LL for the number of the one she found....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60036 on: October 18, 2019, 04:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2019, 06:33:29 AM
Venturing out to get trained up on a new me lock, like  :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxkvNujRDo

 :thumbsup:

And a great time lapse one after it showing it being repaired. Nice to know people still have the skills... should it ever need to be repaired like  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60037 on: October 18, 2019, 04:43:51 PM »
It will be safe in my hands  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60038 on: October 18, 2019, 04:48:23 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 18, 2019, 04:35:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2019, 06:33:29 AM
Venturing out to get trained up on a new me lock, like  :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxkvNujRDo

 :thumbsup:

And a great time lapse one after it showing it being repaired. Nice to know people still have the skills... should it ever need to be repaired like  ;)

That is cool!

Nick will gub it up for sure....v noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60039 on: October 18, 2019, 04:50:43 PM »
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I am in full command soon. Nothing can possibly go wrong  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60040 on: October 18, 2019, 05:07:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2019, 04:50:43 PM
angel1

I am in full command soon. Nothing can possibly go wrong  :thumbsup:

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With hindsight, it can be argued that the moment Nick uttered the words 'Nothing can possibly go wrong' should have been the point where C.O.B.R.A. assembled and began their disaster preparation.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60041 on: October 18, 2019, 05:18:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60042 on: October 18, 2019, 06:26:16 PM »
Another IKEA delivery coming tomoz...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60043 on: October 18, 2019, 06:43:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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