The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Grumpmeister]

Just spoken to the neighbour who has been out on holibobs for six weeks...

...he flies back to the UK tomoz but accidentally booked tickets to Luton instead of Gatwick!

What a plonker!

Buying a house next to you .....

No, I bought one next to him! 

Oh bloody hell, I thought it was only Nick-o-rays we had to worry about but it sounds like Baldymort-beams may be stronger if they have affected the neighbour already.... 

[Barman]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

[Grumpmeister]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

[Barman]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

[Grumpmeister]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

[Barman]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

[Grumpmeister]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

I'm almost afraid to ask but what did you do to the old vac....? 

[Barman]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

I'm almost afraid to ask but what did you do to the old vac....? 

RoboVac is currently sweeping the floors... 

But the other cheap vac for everything else has packed up... I suspect it choked to death on brick dust... 

[apc2010]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

I'm almost afraid to ask but what did you do to the old vac....? 

RoboVac is currently sweeping the floors... 

But the other cheap vac for everything else has packed up... I suspect it choked to death on brick dust... 

That old story ......

[Barman]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

I'm almost afraid to ask but what did you do to the old vac....? 

RoboVac is currently sweeping the floors... 

But the other cheap vac for everything else has packed up... I suspect it choked to death on brick dust... 

That old story ......

 

[Grumpmeister]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

I'm almost afraid to ask but what did you do to the old vac....? 

RoboVac is currently sweeping the floors... 

But the other cheap vac for everything else has packed up... I suspect it choked to death on brick dust... 

That old story ......

 

change one letter you say... 

[Steve]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

Going to have to be a very good vac to get epoxy butter out of the carpet

[Barman]

LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning... 

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures.... 

 

Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation... 

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment... 

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time... 

 

UPS Call...

UPS: Mr. Barman, we have a package for you
BM: Excellent!
UPS: do you want to come and collect it from Limassol?
BM: No, I want you to deliver it...
UPS: We come to Pissouri on Mondays
BM: FFS, it has flown halfway round the world in two days and it takes four days to get from Limassol...?
UPS: It is in Limassol...
BM: Your website specifically says it will be here by the end of today!
Etc.

[Nick]

BM is a dead man. Can you just lick floors clean instead of hoovering? 

Anyhoo, Nod needed to talk about some stuff so "lunch" 

[Barman]

At Pafos airport...