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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60285 on: November 07, 2019, 04:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 04:32:42 PM
At Pafos airport...  scared2:

UPS flight ....... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60286 on: November 07, 2019, 04:52:57 PM »
Any sensible liar man: Welcome back, darling. I have wonderful food, wine, scented candles and a bubble bath for you

BM: I made a pizza from Lidl. DO you want some plonk?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60287 on: November 07, 2019, 05:04:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 07, 2019, 04:52:57 PM
Any sensible liar man: Welcome back, darling. I have wonderful food, wine, scented candles and a bubble bath for you

BM: I made a pizza from Lidl. DO you want some plonk?

Is that what the kids are calling it now .......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60288 on: November 07, 2019, 06:29:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60289 on: November 07, 2019, 06:29:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 07, 2019, 04:52:57 PM
Any sensible liar man: Welcome back, darling. I have wonderful food, wine, scented candles and a bubble bath for you

BM: I made a pizza from Lidl. DO you want some plonk?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60290 on: November 07, 2019, 06:30:19 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2019, 05:04:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 07, 2019, 04:52:57 PM
Any sensible liar man: Welcome back, darling. I have wonderful food, wine, scented candles and a bubble bath for you

BM: I made a pizza from Lidl. DO you want some plonk?

Is that what the kids are calling it now .......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Kids...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60291 on: November 07, 2019, 08:59:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 04:32:42 PM
At Pafos airport...  scared2:
At Heathrow airport moi
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60292 on: November 07, 2019, 09:42:29 PM »
 Have a fab trip ..look forward to the updates  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60293 on: November 07, 2019, 10:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2019, 09:42:29 PM
Have a fab trip ..look forward to the updates  :thumbsup:
;D ta

will try but no VP on Tapatalk . . .  . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60294 on: November 08, 2019, 03:08:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 07, 2019, 05:04:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 07, 2019, 04:52:57 PM
Any sensible liar man: Welcome back, darling. I have wonderful food, wine, scented candles and a bubble bath for you

BM: I made a pizza from Lidl. DO you want some plonk?

Is that what the kids are calling it now .......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Kids...  cloud9:

I hate to tell you this BM but the last time you were called a kid London was still called Londinium...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60295 on: November 08, 2019, 04:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Steve on November 07, 2019, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2019, 09:42:29 PM
Have a fab trip ..look forward to the updates  :thumbsup:
;D ta

will try but no VP on Tapatalk . . .  . .

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60296 on: November 08, 2019, 08:38:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60297 on: November 08, 2019, 09:55:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2019, 08:38:35 AM
Cheshire
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today I will be mostly kicking my heels at the airport hotel. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60298 on: November 08, 2019, 01:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 01:35:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 06:30:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2019, 06:13:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 04:53:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2019, 04:51:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2019, 04:24:41 AM
LL back today... I shall mostly be cleaning...  redface:

.....up the wreckage from DIY failures....  whistle:

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Something tells me you are going to need a lot more time than you have to hide the evidence of gubberation...  noooo:

I'm working with the epoxy putty at the moment...  noooo:

...and the new vac arrives today, hopefully in time...  scared2:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

UPS Call...

UPS: Mr. Barman, we have a package for you
BM: Excellent!
UPS: do you want to come and collect it from Limassol?
BM: No, I want you to deliver it...
UPS: We come to Pissouri on Mondays
BM: FFS, it has flown halfway round the world in two days and it takes four days to get from Limassol...?
UPS: It is in Limassol...
BM: Your website specifically says it will be here by the end of today!
Etc. ::)

Well I complained to UPS that their local agent was letting them down.

Received an e-mail from UPS Poland this morning saying they were working on it and NewVac arrived at 14:30...  whistle:

Had an interesting conversation with LL about it last night...

She'd got a cheap upgrade to Business Class at the check in desk at Gatwick and spent the flight pouring wine down her throat to get her munny back... ::)

So she fell out of the airport and later was slurring various stories...

LL: Miss Piggy has the most amazing battery vac thing, it is really cool.
BM: Ours should have arrived this arvo but the courier let me down.
LL: You cunt!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60299 on: November 08, 2019, 01:54:23 PM »
She was glad to see you then  lol: lol: lol:
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