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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60540 on: November 29, 2019, 09:15:29 AM »
Doing a runner? Going on your hols?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60541 on: November 29, 2019, 01:01:01 PM »
Off to a jazz festival in Limassol...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60542 on: November 29, 2019, 01:29:13 PM »
Sudden phone call summons me to court where the little scrote who smashed into my former car and then drove off got a £600 fine, 6 points (so he lost his licence  eveilgrin: )and probation  :thumbsup:

Went for a coffee and bumped into my first girlfriend who I have not seen since 1974  Shocked:  Still pretty fit and now divorced. She is going to call me  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60543 on: November 29, 2019, 02:31:26 PM »
 :thumbsup: mostly then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60544 on: November 29, 2019, 06:05:35 PM »
Good evening Mr Nick and Mr Nod. Unfortunately the hotel is full of sewage, but we have rebooked you in one conveniently located just 15 miles away  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60545 on: November 29, 2019, 06:32:54 PM »
Good evening Mr Nick and Mr Nod. Unfortunately the hotel is full of sewage, but we have rebooked you in one conveniently located just 15 miles away  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead
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In the 'what could postibly go wrong' list I didn't have hotel full of sewage on my bingo card  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60546 on: November 29, 2019, 06:34:51 PM »
Good evening Mr Nick and Mr Nod. Unfortunately the hotel is full of sewage, but we have rebooked you in one conveniently located just 15 miles away  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60547 on: November 30, 2019, 12:06:19 AM »
Don't know what the hell was going on in town earlier but loads of armed police and a helicopter have been tearing around the place...  eeek:

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Reading through the news earlier shed some light. It was either the guy being stabbed multiple times or the nutter walking around the town with a gun...  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60548 on: November 30, 2019, 09:13:06 AM »
Back home...  :thumbsup:






 




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60549 on: November 30, 2019, 09:23:58 AM »
Back home...  :thumbsup:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60550 on: November 30, 2019, 09:25:10 AM »
Back home...  :thumbsup:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60551 on: December 01, 2019, 02:13:28 PM »
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:  We have somehow agreed that he is coming round one day for cooking lessons  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60552 on: December 01, 2019, 02:24:42 PM »
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:  We have somehow agreed that he is coming round one day for cooking lessons  rubschin:

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Pies you say...?  rubschin:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60553 on: December 01, 2019, 03:07:41 PM »
It may come to that  eveilgrin:

He was baffled by the Travelodge Key card on Friday and kept locking himself out of his room  cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60554 on: December 02, 2019, 06:30:44 AM »
Cow TV to London for a grand night out with the Boy. Gonna be expensive  sad32:
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