Sudden phone call summons me to court where the little scrote who smashed into my former car and then drove off got a £600 fine, 6 points (so he lost his licence
)and probation
Went for a coffee and bumped into my first girlfriend who I have not seen since 1974
Still pretty fit and now divorced. She is going to call me
Off to Donny soon. New pooter being delivered this afternoon when I will not be in