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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60660 on: December 08, 2019, 05:35:21 PM »
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Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2019, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 04:57:25 PM
Going out to see band ..... rubschin:   Miss T has invited a bird who JUST split from hubby ...... noooo:

Eh, EH...?  eyes:

She is Huuuuuuuuuge .... noooo:

No wonder he dumped her... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60661 on: December 08, 2019, 05:45:50 PM »
or maybe he meant to say
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 04:57:25 PM
Going out to see band ..... rubschin:   Miss T has invited a bird who JUST split  . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60662 on: December 08, 2019, 05:56:46 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 05:32:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2019, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 04:57:25 PM
Going out to see band ..... rubschin:   Miss T has invited a bird who JUST split from hubby ...... noooo:

Eh, EH...?  eyes:

She is Huuuuuuuuuge .... noooo:

Melt her down to make Christmas candles  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60663 on: December 08, 2019, 09:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2019, 05:56:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 05:32:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2019, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 04:57:25 PM
Going out to see band ..... rubschin:   Miss T has invited a bird who JUST split from hubby ...... noooo:

Eh, EH...?  eyes:

She is Huuuuuuuuuge .... noooo:

Melt her down to make Christmas candles  :thumbsup:

Well that was total SHIT ... noooo:  the band was in a bar that is normally busy when they started people left ...they were like 5 people who never met playing musical instruments at the same time .. noooo:

They tried to cover a Queen song ...there is a reason there are very few Freddie tributes ..!!!!...(lead singer also female)..

and as for the rock version of Pharrel .Happy .... noooo: noooo:

And expensive drinks  ..... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60664 on: December 08, 2019, 09:29:11 PM »
And then Ms Fatty sat on your face and you died of suffocation?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60665 on: December 09, 2019, 06:54:17 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 09:02:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2019, 05:56:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 05:32:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 08, 2019, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 08, 2019, 04:57:25 PM
Going out to see band ..... rubschin:   Miss T has invited a bird who JUST split from hubby ...... noooo:

Eh, EH...?  eyes:

She is Huuuuuuuuuge .... noooo:

Melt her down to make Christmas candles  :thumbsup:

Well that was total SHIT ... noooo:  the band was in a bar that is normally busy when they started people left ...they were like 5 people who never met playing musical instruments at the same time .. noooo:

They tried to cover a Queen song ...there is a reason there are very few Freddie tributes ..!!!!...(lead singer also female)..

and as for the rock version of Pharrel .Happy .... noooo: noooo:

And expensive drinks  ..... evil:

Who was it...?  rubschin:

Sounds like the band that plays at Mandria on a Thursday night...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60666 on: December 09, 2019, 07:05:18 AM »
Paperwerk  evil:

Skype with Miss I later  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60667 on: December 09, 2019, 07:17:21 AM »
Going back to the quackter...  surrender:









See what I did there, eh, EH?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60668 on: December 09, 2019, 08:55:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 07:17:21 AM
Going back to the quackter...  surrender:



See what I did there, eh, EH?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60669 on: December 09, 2019, 08:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2019, 07:05:18 AM
Paperwerk  evil:

Skype with Miss I later  cloud9:

That's not paperwork ...there are tissues ....... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60670 on: December 10, 2019, 05:34:23 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 09, 2019, 08:45:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 09, 2019, 07:05:18 AM
Paperwerk  evil:

Skype with Miss I later  cloud9:

That's not paperwork ...there are tissues ....... noooo:


 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60671 on: December 10, 2019, 10:31:42 AM »
Well today started bady

3am cat brings in a live Blue Tit (what the fuck was a blue tit doing out at that time in December?)  We rescue it

8am said blue tit successfully rereleased  :thumbsup:

Later I have to play chauffeeur for Mrs K who's not allowed to drive cos off medication but is allowed to go to pub lunch with her friend (I suspect I am not welcome at said lunch unless I'm paying)

Even later I will have to play chauffeur again


It's all go this being retired lark you know



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60672 on: December 10, 2019, 10:33:59 AM »
Quote from: Steve on December 10, 2019, 10:31:42 AM
Well today started bady

3am cat brings in a live Blue Tit (what the fuck was a blue tit doing out at that time in December?)  We rescue it

8am said blue tit successfully rereleased  :thumbsup:

Later I have to play chauffeeur for Mrs K who's not allowed to drive cos off medication but is allowed to go to pub lunch with her friend (I suspect I am not welcome at said lunch unless I'm paying)

Even later I will have to play chauffeur again


It's all go this being retired lark you know

You could borrow my Chauffeur's uniform...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60673 on: December 10, 2019, 10:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:33:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 10, 2019, 10:31:42 AM
Well today started bady

3am cat brings in a live Blue Tit (what the fuck was a blue tit doing out at that time in December?)  We rescue it

8am said blue tit successfully rereleased  :thumbsup:

Later I have to play chauffeeur for Mrs K who's not allowed to drive cos off medication but is allowed to go to pub lunch with her friend (I suspect I am not welcome at said lunch unless I'm paying)

Even later I will have to play chauffeur again


It's all go this being retired lark you know

You could borrow my Chauffeur's uniform...  evil:
rubschin: Have you cleaned the err oil stains off it?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60674 on: December 10, 2019, 10:45:57 AM »
Thank goodness for working from home days  surrender:
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