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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60675 on: December 10, 2019, 11:03:39 AM »
Well today started bady

3am cat brings in a live Blue Tit (what the fuck was a blue tit doing out at that time in December?)  We rescue it

8am said blue tit successfully rereleased  :thumbsup:

Later I have to play chauffeeur for Mrs K who's not allowed to drive cos off medication but is allowed to go to pub lunch with her friend (I suspect I am not welcome at said lunch unless I'm paying)

Even later I will have to play chauffeur again


It's all go this being retired lark you know

You could borrow my Chauffeur's uniform...  evil:
rubschin: Have you cleaned the err oil stains off it?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60676 on: December 10, 2019, 11:53:58 AM »
Thank goodness for working from home days  surrender:
:thumbsup:  I reckon I did my best considerative work working from home

Problem was I could only actually do it between 11pm and 5am  Banghead.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60677 on: December 10, 2019, 01:28:23 PM »
The Boy went to a naudition and got an acting job  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60678 on: December 10, 2019, 01:50:29 PM »
 
The Boy went to a naudition and got an acting job  Shocked:

happ096


...not another corpse...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60679 on: December 10, 2019, 01:51:16 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60680 on: December 10, 2019, 03:22:12 PM »
The Boy went to a naudition and got an acting job  Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60681 on: December 10, 2019, 04:41:55 PM »
The Boy went to a naudition and got an acting job  Shocked:

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"Now, I want you to try and imagine what it is like to have a normal father"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60682 on: December 10, 2019, 04:42:20 PM »
The Boy went to a naudition and got an acting job  Shocked:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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"Now, I want you to try and imagine what it is like to have a normal father"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60683 on: December 10, 2019, 04:48:35 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60684 on: December 10, 2019, 04:49:16 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60685 on: December 10, 2019, 04:54:41 PM »
Spent over 2 and a half hours and not a little ££££ buying Christmas stuff for Mrs K  NickSick

(I do so hope she likes the power drill, socket set and Manchester United's greatest goals DVD)

Have now successfully negotiated not going out to the pub again tonight wot we had promised my sis in law (she didn't want to go either also being knackered)  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60686 on: December 10, 2019, 06:53:36 PM »
Spent over 2 and a half hours and not a little ££££ buying Christmas stuff for Mrs K  NickSick

(I do so hope she likes the power drill, socket set and Manchester United's greatest goals DVD)

Have now successfully negotiated not going out to the pub again tonight wot we had promised my sis in law (she didn't want to go either also being knackered)  Thumbs:

She can tighten your nuts ........ Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60687 on: December 10, 2019, 07:02:00 PM »
Spent over 2 and a half hours and not a little ££££ buying Christmas stuff for Mrs K  NickSick

(I do so hope she likes the power drill, socket set and Manchester United's greatest goals DVD)

Have now successfully negotiated not going out to the pub again tonight wot we had promised my sis in law (she didn't want to go either also being knackered)  Thumbs:

She can tighten your nuts ........ Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60688 on: December 11, 2019, 07:08:12 AM »
I shall be filming on location tomorrow  whistle: 8)  so Nod has suggested "lunch" today  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60689 on: December 11, 2019, 07:19:48 AM »
I shall be filming on location tomorrow  whistle: 8)  so Nod has suggested "lunch" today  noooo:

Confessions of a Lock Keeper...?  rubschin:
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