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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60720 on: December 14, 2019, 08:23:14 PM »
Top tip:  always use rubber gloves when changing ink cartridges

Top tip 2: remember Steve you said that last time

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60721 on: December 14, 2019, 08:42:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60722 on: December 14, 2019, 11:28:13 PM »
Downstairs bog blocked ... evil:  upstairs bog lid just broke ..... evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60723 on: December 14, 2019, 11:40:31 PM »
Downstairs bog blocked ... evil:  upstairs bog lid just broke ..... evil:

Guess you are going to have to pay to get a man in...





Can someone get Apey some smelling salts  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60724 on: December 14, 2019, 11:50:35 PM »
Downstairs bog blocked ... evil:  upstairs bog lid just broke ..... evil:

Guess you are going to have to pay to get a man in...





Can someone get Apey some smelling salts  noooo:

Call Bm ....... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60725 on: December 15, 2019, 07:15:11 AM »
Downstairs bog blocked ... evil:  upstairs bog lid just broke ..... evil:

You should move out at Xmas...  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60726 on: December 15, 2019, 07:17:27 AM »
Nod coming round for a cooking lesson  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60727 on: December 15, 2019, 07:49:32 AM »
Neighbours coming round for coffee at 10:00... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60728 on: December 15, 2019, 09:06:44 AM »
Nod coming round for a cooking lesson  scared2:

And what are you teaching him to cremate this time.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60729 on: December 15, 2019, 09:53:24 AM »
Putting me tree up, like  scared2:
Putting off that horror for a day or two.  You spend ages lugging the damn thing to its location bashing into stuff on the way, you put it up, get it straight, sort out those bleeding tangled lights, put on a selections of the way too many decorations you've bought over the years, step back and  . . . .  . .


 . . . . . .  it's wonky

And you fix that and then a cat climbs it and  . . . .  . .


 . . . . . .  it's wonky again

repeat over and over


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60730 on: December 15, 2019, 10:04:26 AM »
Putting me tree up, like  scared2:
Putting off that horror for a day or two.  You spend ages lugging the damn thing to its location bashing into stuff on the way, you put it up, get it straight, sort out those bleeding tangled lights, put on a selections of the way too many decorations you've bought over the years, step back and  . . . .  . .


 . . . . . .  it's wonky

And you fix that and then a cat climbs it and  . . . .  . .


 . . . . . .  it's wonky again

repeat over and over


lol: lol: lol:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60731 on: December 15, 2019, 10:06:29 AM »
Top tip:  always use rubber gloves when changing ink cartridges

Top tip 2: remember Steve you said that last time

I now have several red, yellow and blue finger tips  Banghead


facepalm:

I changed to laser....  whistle:
Useful if they've been tattooed

Took 4 hours and swarfega but all gone now

 cloud9: That smell

And hat boing! When you thump a big tub of it...  cloud9:
I have to be very careful with Swarfega, Mrs K is allergic to the Methylisowotsit the bastards load it with (for no good reason at all)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60732 on: December 15, 2019, 04:26:04 PM »
Note to self:

DO not allow Nod to used a tin opener
Do NOT let nod use hob
Do not let Nod chop onions with a sharp knife

FIVE plasters!! noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60733 on: December 15, 2019, 04:30:30 PM »
Note to self:

DO not allow Nod to used a tin opener
Do NOT let nod use hob
Do not let Nod chop onions with a sharp knife

FIVE plasters!! noooo:
Think lateral:  give him a bigger knife
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60734 on: December 15, 2019, 05:10:06 PM »
Note to self:

DO not allow Nod to used a tin opener
Do NOT let nod use hob
Do not let Nod chop onions with a sharp knife

FIVE plasters!! noooo:
Think lateral:  give him a bigger knife

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