The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

And back... Just neighbours and physio to go... Not sure which is worse... 

[Barman]

Neighbours have a bad cold and can't come... 

[Steve]

Neighbours have a bad cold and can't come... 

  who wants to waste drink on snotty neighbours

[Barman]

Neighbours have a bad cold and can't come... 

  who wants to waste drink on snotty neighbours

Precisely... 

[Grumpmeister]

Neighbours have a bad cold and can't come... 

  who wants to waste drink on snotty neighbours

Precisely... 

All the more for Apey to swig later when he invites himself... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have lost my voice 

[Steve]

I have lost my voice 

Oh woes

Gargle with vodka?

[Barman]

I have lost my voice 

[Grumpmeister]

I have lost my voice 

Oh woes

Gargle with vodka?

Something tells me that was what caused it in the first place... 

[Nick]

I have lost my voice 

Nature's way of telling you to stop nagging The Lad.  I imagine he is jubilant 

[Nick]

6 hours on the MI, A14 and A6
On a Friday
On the Friday before Christmas
In a monsoon

 

It was a good do though (although no body/coffin for some reason  )

Standing room only, a delegation from the Polish government 

Two bishops 

And, yes, the funeral buffet was by the book 

[Steve]

hostipal and possibly vets

Well 7 hours round trip to and at hostipal (all OK) and then £60 trip to vets cos Cobnut got a chunk bit out of his bum and we're back and knackered and still waiting for the delivery that should have been ~ 11am

It's a life

[Barman]

Back from physio and knackered! 

[Nick]

DO you want some teeny pork pies and egg and cress sandwiches?

[Miss Demeanour]

Went to get some food shopping with The Man 

Some old battleaxe had stopped in the middle of the aisle and was leaning on her trolley and talking into her phone ...for ages....and ages...and ages. She was blocking everyone who were having to divert themselves into other aisles to get round her.

The Man moved her trolley to the side ( whilst she was still on the phone) to get past. She went blue rinse mad tastic and started screaming  Apparently this constituted an assault  So The Man, who had walked on, came back to square up to her and shouted that if she had any spatial awareness she would be aware she was causing an obstruction and was being totally bloody selfish ...other people exist etc . She started talking to whoever she was on the phone too that she was being mugged 

Then some other woman who was also waiting patiently to bypass this one way system suddenly came up and shouted in her face " just f***king move you ignorant cow" ......made The Man look almost reasonable 

More shrieks from the 'fragile old dear' ...and then a member of staff came trotting over and took hold of her trolley to guide her out the way. Again she starts protesting to whoever she was on the phone with but she had to follow the trolley as she was still latched on 

She started swearing at everyone then ....Marks and Sparks isn't what it was