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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61020 on: January 12, 2020, 07:56:32 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61021 on: January 12, 2020, 10:14:06 AM »
4 x half an hour.

I am sure LL would oblige for nothing with a washing line and a small pulley angel1

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She did mention something about wishing he was ..well hung ...... rubschin:

For all those times you took the piss about it Baldymort...

SOMEBODY CAN'T USE THE QUOTE FUNCTION PROPERLY.....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61022 on: January 12, 2020, 10:16:35 AM »
Dear cinema goers, I don't care who you are or what your reasons are. If I catch you recording whats on the screen with your mobile phone I'm going to come down on you like the wrath of God!!!  cussing:
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you couldn't also arrange some firing squads for those that inside on talking through the film
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61023 on: January 12, 2020, 10:17:45 AM »
4 x half an hour.

I am sure LL would oblige for nothing with a washing line and a small pulley angel1

 rubschin:

 evil:

She did mention something about wishing he was ..well hung ...... rubschin:

For all those times you took the piss about it Baldymort...

SOMEBODY CAN'T USE THE QUOTE FUNCTION PROPERLY.....  whistle:

Arse!  cry:

I blame the booze...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61024 on: January 12, 2020, 10:18:29 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:

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Mong and monger...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61025 on: January 12, 2020, 10:23:22 AM »
4 x half an hour.

I am sure LL would oblige for nothing with a washing line and a small pulley angel1

 rubschin:

 evil:

She did mention something about wishing he was ..well hung ...... rubschin:

For all those times you took the piss about it Baldymort...

SOMEBODY CAN'T USE THE QUOTE FUNCTION PROPERLY.....  whistle:

Arse!  cry:

I blame the booze...  redface:
And the booze blames the drinker
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61026 on: January 12, 2020, 03:17:26 PM »
Dear cinema goers, I don't care who you are or what your reasons are. If I catch you recording whats on the screen with your mobile phone I'm going to come down on you like the wrath of God!!!  cussing:
:thumbsup:

you couldn't also arrange some firing squads for those that inside on talking through the film

Talk like Yoda attempting are you? Irritate Baldymort that will.

Complain to cinema staff you should, take great pleasure in telling people to shut up they will.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61027 on: January 12, 2020, 05:07:29 PM »
Dear cinema goers, I don't care who you are or what your reasons are. If I catch you recording whats on the screen with your mobile phone I'm going to come down on you like the wrath of God!!!  cussing:
:thumbsup:

you couldn't also arrange some firing squads for those that inside on talking through the film

Talk like Yoda attempting are you? Irritate Baldymort that will.

Complain to cinema staff you should, take great pleasure in telling people to shut up they will.  eveilgrin:
still the film ruins it does

the bastards be shot they should be
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61028 on: January 12, 2020, 05:49:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61029 on: January 12, 2020, 07:51:11 PM »
Dear cinema goers, I don't care who you are or what your reasons are. If I catch you recording whats on the screen with your mobile phone I'm going to come down on you like the wrath of God!!!  cussing:
:thumbsup:

you couldn't also arrange some firing squads for those that inside on talking through the film

Talk like Yoda attempting are you? Irritate Baldymort that will.

Complain to cinema staff you should, take great pleasure in telling people to shut up they will.  eveilgrin:
still the film ruins it does

the bastards be shot they should be

Kick out selfish bastards without refund we do if shut up they won't.  eveilgrin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61030 on: January 12, 2020, 08:19:10 PM »
 lol:

Simple pleasures these posts are
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61031 on: January 12, 2020, 11:00:23 PM »
lol:

Simple pleasures these posts are

More complex make it you could, combine with talking like pirate, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61032 on: January 15, 2020, 08:28:18 AM »
Just off to the back quackter... scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61033 on: January 15, 2020, 09:39:39 AM »
Waiting in for a fireman  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61034 on: January 15, 2020, 10:28:32 AM »
Garage then 6 pin bowling
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