The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

My bill is in the post 

You don't know my address! 

[Nick]

E mail attachment, like. I am a doctor, like    so you can charge it to your insurance. Bill has just quadrupled. 

[Barman]

E mail attachment, like. I am a doctor, like    so you can charge it to your insurance. Bill has just quadrupled. 

I expect you have my old e-mail address like... 

[Nick]

Apey can drop it in. I have just added his 20% commission 

[Barman]

Apey can drop it in. I have just added his 20% commission 

he doesn't know where I live now either!

[Nick]

I am sure he has some "contacts", perhaps of an Italian persuasion, who could track you down 

Do you wish to sleep with the fishes?

[Barman]

I am sure he has some "contacts", perhaps of an Italian persuasion, who could track you down 

Do you wish to sleep with the fishes?

 

[Nick]

Working on a special cake

[Barman]

Working on a special cake

 

[Steve]

Back! All good news! 

 

Not as serious as the other quackter claimed... Nooperation necessary, just more physio and some mild stair rods... 

go for a third check/cheque at this rate they might say you need nuffin

[Barman]

Back! All good news! 

 

Not as serious as the other quackter claimed... Nooperation necessary, just more physio and some mild stair rods... 

go for a third check/cheque at this rate they might say you need nuffin

 

[Nick]

My hourly rates are unreasonable 

[Barman]

My hourly rates are unpayable 

 

[Nick]

Child 

[Grumpmeister]

Back! All good news! 

 

Not as serious as the other quackter claimed... Nooperation necessary, just more physio and some mild stair rods... 

Rods or rails...