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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61275 on: February 07, 2020, 06:21:29 PM »
Jobs to never do #142:  be the guy that services that glorified prop shaft that keeps Chinook rotors from chopping themselves to bits, you'd never sleep nights cos when that goes wrong it's never less than major fatal

But we digress

Today has been sitting around while the plumbers do their stuff, been ffffreezing at times

My grandfather's brother used to work on them ...and westlake .... rubschin:

When I worked at Graviner I built a prototype fire detection system for Chinook...

...loads of overtime...  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61276 on: February 07, 2020, 06:30:16 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61277 on: February 07, 2020, 09:24:20 PM »
Does it work on pizza?
lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin: well his first effort was hardly a success in Pudding Lane before all that unpleasantry in London
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« Reply #61278 on: February 08, 2020, 04:59:57 AM »
Does it work on pizza?
lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin: well his first effort was hardly a success in Pudding Lane before all that unpleasantry in London

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61279 on: February 08, 2020, 02:40:45 PM »
"Lunch" with Nod  NickSick

Cut short by invasion of chavvy football fans throughout whole of NOttingham  noooo:
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« Reply #61280 on: February 08, 2020, 02:44:57 PM »
"Lunch" with Nod  NickSick

Cut short by invasion of chavvy football fans throughout whole of NOttingham  noooo:

How did you explain THAT to Nod...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61281 on: February 08, 2020, 02:48:43 PM »
He has heard about football from ancient manuscripts  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61282 on: February 08, 2020, 03:10:10 PM »
He has heard about football from ancient manuscripts  ::)

Nod has read BM's early diaries....?  eeek:
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« Reply #61283 on: February 08, 2020, 03:40:24 PM »
He has heard about football from ancient manuscripts  ::)

Nod has read BM's early diaries....?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61284 on: February 09, 2020, 12:33:01 AM »
Dear customers, it is not a great idea to turn up to a film in a group with one of your number so pissed he just about manages to stagger around and can barely grunt when asked a question and then give him another 3 BOTTLES OF RATTLER while you are in the screen or at least if you do then have the courtesy to manhandle him out of his chair yourselves when he is so pissed he is barely conscious.  cussing:
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« Reply #61285 on: February 09, 2020, 05:32:47 AM »
Dear customers, it is not a great idea to turn up to a film in a group with one of your number so pissed he just about manages to stagger around and can barely grunt when asked a question and then give him another 3 BOTTLES OF RATTLER while you are in the screen or at least if you do then have the courtesy to manhandle him out of his chair yourselves when he is so pissed he is barely conscious.  cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Going for an Indian with Miss A and Swillmore... But I won't be that pissed...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61286 on: February 09, 2020, 05:41:19 AM »
Dear customers, it is not a great idea to turn up to a film in a group with one of your number so pissed he just about manages to stagger around and can barely grunt when asked a question and then give him another 3 BOTTLES OF RATTLER while you are in the screen or at least if you do then have the courtesy to manhandle him out of his chair yourselves when he is so pissed he is barely conscious.  cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Going for an Indian with Miss A and Swillmore... But I won't be that pissed...  noooo:

It's a waste as well as being irritating, whoever bought him his ticket there is no way he was with it enough to follow the film  noooo:
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« Reply #61287 on: February 09, 2020, 05:42:53 AM »
Dear customers, it is not a great idea to turn up to a film in a group with one of your number so pissed he just about manages to stagger around and can barely grunt when asked a question and then give him another 3 BOTTLES OF RATTLER while you are in the screen or at least if you do then have the courtesy to manhandle him out of his chair yourselves when he is so pissed he is barely conscious.  cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Going for an Indian with Miss A and Swillmore... But I won't be that pissed...  noooo:

It's a waste as well as being irritating, whoever bought him his ticket there is no way he was with it enough to follow the film  noooo:

What was the filum...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61288 on: February 09, 2020, 05:49:24 AM »
Dear customers, it is not a great idea to turn up to a film in a group with one of your number so pissed he just about manages to stagger around and can barely grunt when asked a question and then give him another 3 BOTTLES OF RATTLER while you are in the screen or at least if you do then have the courtesy to manhandle him out of his chair yourselves when he is so pissed he is barely conscious.  cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Going for an Indian with Miss A and Swillmore... But I won't be that pissed...  noooo:

It's a waste as well as being irritating, whoever bought him his ticket there is no way he was with it enough to follow the film  noooo:

What was the filum...?  rubschin:

Birds of Prey. It's another comic book character film so you probably wouldn't be interested in it.


Plus Margo Robbie refused to wear the Harley Quinn hotpants outfit she had in Suicide Squad which may in part explain why the ticket sales figures in America are dire..  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61289 on: February 09, 2020, 08:32:53 AM »
Going out for breakfast with the Vicar's Daughter  cloud9:
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