The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[The Moan Ranger]

Just keep your snoz up against hers and hug. Does more than a V.E.T. ever can.

[Barman]

Just keep your snoz up against hers and hug. Does more than a V.E.T. ever can.

 

[Nick]

Been out and about on this lovely sunny day and talking to some lovely people. 





















Got home to find a £100 fine from HMRC and presently on hold at their call centre 

[apc2010]

Been out and about on this lovely sunny day and talking to some lovely people. 





















Got home to find a £100 fine from HMRC and presently on hold at their call centre 

You got fined for talking to people.........                

[Nick]

I got through to a scouser (Brendan) and was VERY nice to him and he cancelled the fine 

[Steve]

I got through to a scouser (Brendan) and was VERY nice to him and he cancelled the fine 

 

[Steve]

Panic buying has started but seems it's class stratifed

Went out just now cos Mrs K wanted freeze dried raspberries which (that home of Middle England) Waitrose sell.  Not a chance of getting near it, cars queuing up and down the road to get in their car park

But just down the road at Tescos loads of free car parking places.  But even they ran out of soap dispensers as we were there - but luckily not of raspberries

[Nick]

Everyone has gone bonkers. I told one guy today that we couldn't shake hands or we would both die. We both pissed ourselves laughing. Gubbernment advice is to kick one another's feet 

I also have to sing Happy Birthday to Me twice while I wash my hands. This is beyond satire 

[apc2010]

Everyone has gone bonkers. I told one guy today that we couldn't shake hands or we would both die. We both pissed ourselves laughing. Gubbernment advice is to kick one another's feet 

I also have to sing Happy Birthday to Me twice while I wash my hands. This is beyond satire 

 

[Steve]

Miss D will be relieved at this news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51763775

'Don't use vodka to sanitise hands'

[apc2010]

Panic buying has started but seems it's class stratifed

Went out just now cos Mrs K wanted freeze dried raspberries which (that home of Middle England) Waitrose sell.  Not a chance of getting near it, cars queuing up and down the road to get in their car park

But just down the road at Tescos loads of free car parking places.  But even they ran out of soap dispensers as we were there - but luckily not of raspberries

With all the uncertainty over this coronavirus, surely there’s enough panic without people buying more of it...............

[Nick]

Miss D will be relieved at this news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51763775

'Don't use vodka to sanitise hands'

She could use it to brush her teeth 

[Steve]

Miss D will be relieved at this news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51763775

'Don't use vodka to sanitise hands'

She could use it to brush her teeth 

You mean she doesn't already?

[apc2010]

Miss D will be relieved at this news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51763775

'Don't use vodka to sanitise hands'

She could use it to brush her teeth 

You mean she doesn't already?

In a glass by the bed.........

[Nick]

Spit or swallow?