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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61815 on: March 17, 2020, 03:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 03:39:41 PM
His stress levels were high, so any small setback caused blind panic and tears. These setbacks included:

Trains
Train tickets
Door keys
Shopping
Shower controls
Taps
Taxis
Luggage trolleys
Boarding passes on phones
A coin in the slot coffee machine at the airport
Automatic passport readers (twice)
etc.

I have told him that he needs to self isolate for a month  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61816 on: March 17, 2020, 03:50:24 PM »
Oh yes, and lifts. Lifts are very confusing (buttons and sliding doors)  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61817 on: March 17, 2020, 05:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 03:20:03 PM
Nod is a fucking liability! evil:

I know that he doesn't come on here anymore but if anyone is in contact with Growler can they email him the links to all of the Nick and Nod threads. Something tells me that given how things are at the moment he could do with a laugh.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61818 on: March 17, 2020, 05:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 03:39:41 PM
His stress levels were high, so any small setback caused blind panic and tears. These setbacks included:

Trains
Train tickets
Door keys
Shopping
Shower controls
Taps
Taxis
Luggage trolleys
Boarding passes on phones
A coin in the slot coffee machine at the airport
Automatic passport readers (twice)
etc.

I have told him that he needs to self isolate for a month  angel1
Ah but did you get back home?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61819 on: March 17, 2020, 05:55:20 PM »
Landed at Brum at 12. Uber to East Midlands to collect car. Back home by 2.

Miss D is also back  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61820 on: March 17, 2020, 05:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 05:55:20 PM
Landed at Brum at 12. Uber to East Midlands to collect car. Back home by 2.

Miss D is also back  :thumbsup:
Party001: Party001: Party001:

Please say Nod got left behind
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61821 on: March 17, 2020, 06:00:13 PM »
I took Nod home and locked him in eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61822 on: March 17, 2020, 06:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 06:00:13 PM
I took Nod home and locked him in eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61823 on: March 17, 2020, 06:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 06:00:13 PM
I took Nod home and locked him in eveilgrin:

You do realise that means you are now responsible for making sure he has enough food and water to last through the crisis...   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61824 on: March 17, 2020, 06:10:44 PM »
Post pizza through his letterbox, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61825 on: March 17, 2020, 06:44:29 PM »
Back to normality   lol:

Have just been informed that we are now working at home for the next 3 months but there  are also proposing a new rota ( including nights and weekends)  and you might have to come in on shifts and do different jobs eeek:

How much for a flight back to Seville ?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61826 on: March 17, 2020, 06:51:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2020, 06:44:29 PM
Back to normality   lol:

Have just been informed that we are now working at home for the next 3 months but there  are also proposing a new rota ( including nights and weekends)  and you might have to come in on shifts and do different jobs eeek:

How much for a flight back to Seville ?  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61827 on: March 17, 2020, 06:51:56 PM »
Three months  eeek: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61828 on: March 17, 2020, 07:13:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2020, 06:51:56 PM
Three months  eeek: Shocked:
The first trimester.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #61829 on: March 17, 2020, 07:14:33 PM »
A babby  cloud9:
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