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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62340 on: April 15, 2020, 12:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2020, 12:27:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2020, 11:22:16 AM
So do I steel my nerves and attack the aforesaid pile of 'old stuff I might fix one day and Scalextric I'll never use again' in the garage





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 noooo:

Instructions

Open bin bags  and place at end of counter
activate  one long sweeping movement in the direction of bags
transport all counter  debris into the appropriate receptacle  :thumbsup:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  noooo:

There's stuff in there I might need.  Some day, maybe
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62341 on: April 15, 2020, 12:36:32 PM »
The jury has listened to your plea but has found this without substance.

Verdict still stands  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62342 on: April 15, 2020, 12:55:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2020, 12:27:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2020, 11:22:16 AM
So do I steel my nerves and attack the aforesaid pile of 'old stuff I might fix one day and Scalextric I'll never use again' in the garage





 rubschin:


 noooo:

Instructions

Open bin bags  and place at end of counter
activate  one long sweeping movement in the direction of bags
transport all counter  debris into the appropriate receptacle  :thumbsup:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62343 on: April 15, 2020, 01:01:13 PM »
Alternative option

Once bin bags are full place shipping note on them to :

BM Lord Of Pissouri
Master of junk,cables and widgets
Cyprus

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62344 on: April 15, 2020, 01:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2020, 01:01:13 PM
Alternative option

Once bin bags are full place shipping note on them to :

BM Lord Of Pissouri
Master of junk,cables and widgets
Cyprus

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62345 on: April 15, 2020, 03:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2020, 12:36:32 PM
The jury has listened to your plea but has found this without substance.

Verdict still stands  :thumbsup:
I will chain myself to my junk to prevent the enforcement of the order while sending my crack Marmite Marines off to contaminate the world creme egg supply with random distributed marmite filled eggs.
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62346 on: April 15, 2020, 03:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2020, 11:27:25 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2020, 11:22:16 AM
So do I steel my nerves and attack the aforesaid pile of 'old stuff I might fix one day and Scalextric I'll never use again' in the garage





 rubschin:


 noooo:

Drool:

Can the Scalextric be updated to digital...?  rubschin:

Post to Cyprus ......... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62347 on: April 15, 2020, 03:48:07 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 15, 2020, 03:34:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2020, 11:27:25 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 15, 2020, 11:22:16 AM
So do I steel my nerves and attack the aforesaid pile of 'old stuff I might fix one day and Scalextric I'll never use again' in the garage





 rubschin:


 noooo:

Drool:

Can the Scalextric be updated to digital...?  rubschin:

Post to Cyprus ......... Thumbs:
noooo:

I sent him some non lethal mouse traps once - he lost them
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62348 on: April 16, 2020, 06:38:19 AM »
Might get my hose out later  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62349 on: April 16, 2020, 06:46:04 AM »
Thursday already eh, time flies when you are enjoying yourself... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62350 on: April 16, 2020, 07:03:45 AM »
After much thought and thoroughly evaluating all options seems I will be at home today

Avoiding that garage
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62351 on: April 16, 2020, 07:18:58 AM »
It's bin day  Party001:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62352 on: April 16, 2020, 07:28:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2020, 07:18:58 AM
It's bin day  Party001:

Bin men have bin already... They seem to only come Tuesday and Thursday now, no Saturday collection...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62353 on: April 16, 2020, 08:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2020, 07:28:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2020, 07:18:58 AM
It's bin day  Party001:

Bin men have bin already... They seem to only come Tuesday and Thursday now, no Saturday collection...  rubschin:
Twice a week  eeek:  Every other week here for rubbish and same for 'green' stuff.  Garden waste collections have been Covided out of existence
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62354 on: April 16, 2020, 08:03:51 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 16, 2020, 08:00:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2020, 07:28:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2020, 07:18:58 AM
It's bin day  Party001:

Bin men have bin already... They seem to only come Tuesday and Thursday now, no Saturday collection...  rubschin:
Twice a week  eeek:  Every other week here for rubbish and same for 'green' stuff.  Garden waste collections have been Covided out of existence

Normally three times, and they'll take anything you can squeeze into bin bags...  Thumbs:

And none of that day late because of bank holidays either... ::)
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