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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62595 on: April 30, 2020, 09:09:18 AM »
If you want to play around with recipes, garlic and black olive sourdough bread is well worth having a go at.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62596 on: April 30, 2020, 09:26:57 AM »
If you want to play around with recipes, garlic and black olive sourdough bread is well worth having a go at.  :thumbsup:

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I used a mix of olive and garlic infused olive oil instead of butter which worked well and didn't give an overpowered garlic taste.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62597 on: April 30, 2020, 12:19:11 PM »
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62598 on: April 30, 2020, 12:48:10 PM »
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Fred two doors down is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered 5 days out of 7. But twice a week this happens.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (he places lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

I gaze at this lunch in bewilderment

What a surprise this will be for Fred two doors down who's starving!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62599 on: April 30, 2020, 12:55:19 PM »
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Quote from: Old Man
Fred two doors down is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered 5 days out of 7. But twice a week this happens.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (he places lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

I gaze at this lunch in bewilderment

What a surprise this will be for Fred two doors down who's starving!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62600 on: April 30, 2020, 12:57:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62601 on: April 30, 2020, 06:43:50 PM »
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Quote from: Old Man
Fred two doors down is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered 5 days out of 7. But twice a week this happens.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (he places lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

I gaze at this lunch in bewilderment

What a surprise this will be for Fred two doors down who's starving!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

happy001

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62602 on: May 01, 2020, 05:19:31 AM »
May Day bank holiday today, got the day off!  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62603 on: May 01, 2020, 06:28:28 AM »
Staying at home today. No hosing  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62604 on: May 01, 2020, 09:26:27 AM »
Going for a walk...  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62605 on: May 01, 2020, 10:20:57 AM »
Back from a walk...  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62606 on: May 01, 2020, 10:55:45 AM »
Want to go for a walk  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62607 on: May 01, 2020, 11:09:33 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62608 on: May 01, 2020, 11:48:22 AM »
Watching LL do the ironing...  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62609 on: May 01, 2020, 11:51:56 AM »
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