The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

I am sure Foggy is taking suitable liquid anaesthetic for her condition 

Oh yes .......

[Nick]

Wear armour 

[Steve]

think some hoovering may be on the todo list today 

Unless I can find a gas fire to kick first

 

and a joint vote decide we couldn't be arsed 

[Nick]

Been showing my neighbour    my plums 

[Steve]

Been showing my neighbour    my plums 

neighbour goes

[apc2010]

Been showing my neighbour    my plums 

neighbour goes

Too many jam/plum jokes .......

[Nick]

Going out to surprise Fred  and then a bit of hosing 

[Barman]

Walked the dog, put the rubbish out, loaded wishdosher, made breckers and put LL's car on charge...

...I may have peaked too soon again... 

[Steve]

Walked the dog, put the rubbish out, loaded wishdosher, made breckers and put LL's car on charge...

...I may have peaked too soon again... 

Collapso O'Clock will be soon here

[Barman]

Walked the dog, put the rubbish out, loaded wishdosher, made breckers and put LL's car on charge...

...I may have peaked too soon again... 

Collapso O'Clock will be soon here

 

[Nick]

Back, like   Fred was amazed 

[Barman]

Back, like   Fred was amazed 

 

[Steve]

Back, like   Fred was amazed 

You showed him a picture of your hose didn't you
 
And I bet there was a ladder in it

[Barman]

Back, like   Fred was amazed 

You showed him a picture of your hose didn't you
 
And I bet there was a ladder in it

 

[apc2010]

Walked the dog, put the rubbish out, loaded wishdosher, made breckers and put LL's car on charge...

...I may have peaked too soon again... 

Car on charge ......   lezzer mobile ..   or flat battery ...