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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62820 on: May 12, 2020, 01:52:44 PM »
To be honest I thought it would be  more than that   lol:

So did I!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62821 on: May 12, 2020, 01:54:24 PM »
The V. E. T's. assistant runs the bar/restaurant that provides our take-away treat on Fridays...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62822 on: May 12, 2020, 01:57:51 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62823 on: May 12, 2020, 04:40:44 PM »
You can trust us - we won't dob you in  :thumbsup:
As long as he pays up  ;)
 
Bet that Neil Ferguson wishes he had paid
 
Blackmail, the all new business opportunity (same as the old business opportunity)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62824 on: May 12, 2020, 07:25:56 PM »
Well, today 5 lucky people have two hot lunches each and five others have got two puddings each  redface: redface:

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That strange elderly gent came round and gave me random food again, it's happening so often now that I've taken to calling him the Meal Fairy. He left 2 desserts this time and I don't even like Rhubarb Crumble

Poor Fred...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62825 on: May 12, 2020, 07:27:21 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62826 on: May 12, 2020, 07:50:43 PM »
Well, today 5 lucky people have two hot lunches each and five others have got two puddings each  redface: redface:

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That strange elderly gent came round and gave me random food again, it's happening so often now that I've taken to calling him the Meal Fairy. He left 2 desserts this time and I don't even like Rhubarb Crumble

Poor Fred...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

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and it looked like he'd trimmed his beard blindfold

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62827 on: May 13, 2020, 05:15:52 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62828 on: May 13, 2020, 10:18:55 AM »
Slowly building up to a Tescos click and collect run
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62829 on: May 14, 2020, 05:57:04 AM »
It's Surprise Fred Day  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62830 on: May 14, 2020, 09:03:08 AM »
Just back from a 7˝km walk... scorchio:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62831 on: May 14, 2020, 10:34:10 AM »
It's Surprise Fred Day  ::)

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By the pricking of my thumbs, something ginger this way comes...  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62832 on: May 14, 2020, 10:50:03 AM »
It's Surprise Fred Day  ::)

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By the pricking of my thumbs, something ginger this way comes...  scared2:

 noooo:
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Not the one with the cough...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62833 on: May 14, 2020, 12:16:00 PM »
 ::)

Anyhoo, Fred was suitably surprised and my new client, Annie, (88-90?) invited me in for "some fun"  eyes:

 eeek: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62834 on: May 14, 2020, 12:36:35 PM »
::)

Anyhoo, Fred was suitably surprised and my new client, Annie, (88-90?) invited me in for "some fun"  eyes:

 eeek: scared2:

Was it fun...?  point:
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